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incorrect-omgcp-frogs · 18 hours
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Dex: People don't make plans just to break them. Nursey: People don't, my father does.
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Nursey: Can I ask you a question? Dex: Can I stop you?
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Chowder: Any luck? Dex: Luck is an offensive, abhorrent concept. The idea that there is a force in the universe tilting events in your favor or against it is ridiculous. *Idiots* rely on luck. Chowder: So that'd be a no.
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Nursey: Language is evolving, Dextrose, becoming a more efficient version of itself. I love text shorthand. It allows you to convey content and tone without losing velocity.
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Dex: [to Nursey] Are you trying to take credit for me saving your life?
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Chowder: You speak Mandarin? Nursey: Not as well as I'd like. You? Chowder: Not as well as my mother would like.
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Dex: No jogging. Sorry. Nursey: I thought that we both agreed that a little exercise would be a good addition to your summer. Dex: For future reference, when I say that "I agree with you", it means I'm not listening. Nursey: Do you know what else is great? Jazzercise. Get you some leg warmers, headband, you'll look awesome. Dex: I agree with you.
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Dex: Hey, I found something in the hall closet the other day. Chowder: Was it the zipper mask? Because I swear I'm just holding that for a friend.
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Nursey: Why do you suppose you hate hockey so much? Dex: I don't hate hockey. Nursey: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves hockey. Two alarm clocks means it's a chore to get up in the morning.
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Dex: I quit. Nursey: You can't quit. Dex: I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.
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incorrect-omgcp-frogs · 5 months
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Random Wellie, gesturing at Nursey: Hey, is that guy bothering you? Dex: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.
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Nursey: I think it's parents' responsibility to put their baby to toddler age kids in clothes with little animal ears on them in the winter time
Dex: robot or alien antenna are also acceptable
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Dex: Hi. I'm William Poindexter. And you are? Nursey: Not as straight as I thought I was. Chowder: You're wearing a bi pride pin.
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Nursey: Who hasn't had gay thoughts? Who isn't constantly having. gay thoughts? Shitty: I'm not Nursey: I don't need to know about that. You keep that to yourself.
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Nursey, reading: hmm queer coding
Dex, working on his programming: ayuh. Trying to.
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Dex: This is not the time for your shenanigans!
Nursey & Chowder: It was a single shenanigan.
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Dex: I don't "struggle with same-sex attraction" I'm actually very good at it
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