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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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I posted 88 times in 2022

29 posts created (33%)

59 posts reblogged (67%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@rewind01

@redvaporeon-sk

@vladolak

@thehorrorsofgoodwill

I tagged 38 of my posts in 2022

#m&ms - 29 posts

#candy - 29 posts

#incorrect quotes - 28 posts

#funny - 28 posts

#m&m candy - 28 posts

#incorrect m&m's quotes - 27 posts

#red m&m - 15 posts

#yellow m&m - 12 posts

#brown m&m - 12 posts

#blue m&m - 10 posts

Longest Tag: 38 characters

#source: a series of unfortunate events

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Brown: A good romance starts with a good friendship

Green: And a bad romance starts with "ra, ra, ah, ah, ah. ro, ma, ro, ma, ma, ma. ga, ga, ohh, la, la."

2 notes - Posted February 10, 2022

#4

Red: Name a more iconic duo that my fear of abandonment and my instinct to isolate myself from others

Yellow: You and I

Red, tearing up: Alright

5 notes - Posted February 19, 2022

#3

Brown: All in all, a 100% successful trip! Orange: We lost Red! Brown: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

5 notes - Posted February 23, 2022

#2

I was just gone for like a week why y'all acting like I died

Blue

5 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Green: Tell me, Blue, do you have someone special in your life? Blue: Well, yes, as a matter of fact I do Green: Who? Blue: Me Green: No, I mean someone you love and cherish and want to keep safe from all the horror and the hurt Blue: Um... still me, really

5 notes - Posted March 15, 2022

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Yellow: Why do you guys always look at me like I’m stupid?

Brown: Because you always say dumb stuff

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Yellow: Everything will be alright. Orange: How can you say that? Yellow: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Brown: I just got a new notebook, what should I put in it? Yellow: Spaghetti Brown: I’m taking suggestion from literally anyone but you Red: Spaghetti Brown: I’m taking suggestions from anyone but you two Green: Spaghetti Brown: I’m no longer taking suggestions

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Red: Are you okay? Yellow: Yes Red: Are you hurt? Yellow: No Red: THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, KNUCKLEHEAD!?

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Green: So, Orange, on a scale of 1 to 10, how lonely are you? Orange: It stops at 10?

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Red: I’ll do whatever I want when I’m 80 Brown: If you’re still alive when you’re 80 I’ll demand a medical explanation

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Red: Why is my underwear in the freezer? Brown: You said “this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow”, apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you Red: That explains so much

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Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.

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Red bursts into the room: You two ARE having sex! Brown: Really? Green why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down

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Police Officer: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle Blue: Wait, what do you mean THREE? Police Officer: Yes…three Yellow: Oh, my God! Police Officer: Sirs? Red: Orange FREAKING FELL OFF!

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Red: Rules are made to be broken Brown: They were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken Green: Piñatas Yellow: Glow sticks Blue: Karate boards Orange: Spaghetti when you have a small pot Red: Rules

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Blue: What is your greatest weakness? Green: Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics Blue: …Could you give me an example? Green: Yes, I could

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Red: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Yellow: Even more humiliating than- Red: Let’s not do this

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Blue: Okay, if you’re going to go and meet people, you’re going to need some pick up lines Orange: Yes Blue: Let’s practice, hit me with the best you’ve got Orange: Uhh… you’re pretty? Blue: I know, now come on, pick up lines

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Blue: We need to talk Red: That has never been true