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What happened to secondary blogs to make you want to move accounts?

For one, secondary blogs can’t message. That honestly hasn’t been a big issue so far, but it’s still something I would like to be able to do should the need arise.

For another, I might be sounding like a conspiracy theorist, I don’t know for certain that this is the case, but I think that, ever since Tumblr changed how secondary blogs work, it seems near impossible to find anything on this blog just by searching the tags. As a test, I couldn’t even look the blog itself up on Tumblr’s search.

Maybe I’m paranoid and there’s just something I’m missing here. If so, please enlighten me. But, as it stands, I want it to be easier for people to actually find these quotes.

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Gallus: (internally) Wait, holy shit, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.

Gallus: Do you know what they call a famous turtle? A shellebrity.

Smolder: (cracks up) That’s really funny!

Gallus: (internally) Okay, that’s not a fair test. That joke is hilarious.

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Silverstream: To me, movie dates are the best dates, objectively.

Ocellus: That’s a bold claim. Your evidence for this hypothesis?

Silverstream: It’s two-fold. One: Any date where food is involved yet is not the main focus covers the ‘social dining’ itch of a dinner date without food being the entire identity of the date and, thusly, doesn’t run the risk of sub-par food ruining the date.

Ocellus: A sound argument so far.

Silverstream: Two: The quality of the movie is completely negligible when you consider a positive outcome regardless of whether the movie is good or bad.

Ocellus: That one you’re gonna have to explain to me.

Silverstream: It’s simple. If the movie is interesting and engaging, we can geek out. If it’s not, we can make out.

Ocellus: …..

Silverstream: Incidentally, would you like you go see a bad movie with me this weekend?

Ocellus: .…. Yes.

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Gallus: Yes, my friends and I make a lot of stupid decisions that constantly put us in completely unnecessary danger.

Starlight: …… But?

Gallus: No, that was it.

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(The gang is about to rescue Ocellus from a Thracian prison…)

Smolder: Streets are clear.

Swift Foot: Guards are on rotation. This is our window.

Gallus: Okay. Yona, ready to breach in three… two…

Ocellus: (walking up to them, covered in blood) What are you guys doing?

(everyone looks at Ocellus)

Gallus: You… W-We’re here to save you.

Ocellus: Oh… I just- (gestures to the blood on her) You were gonna save me?

Gallus: It was a really good plan, too…

Ocellus: W-Well, I can go back inside and you can still do it!

Swift Foot: That’s patronizing.

Ocellus: I’m so sorry!

Gallus: It’s- It’s fine. We’re glad you’re okay.

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Camren: We need to get past this locked door.

Felicia: Slate, give me your credit card.

Slate: (hands it to her)

Felicia: (pockets it) Thanks. Now then. (throws a rock through a window)

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Sandbar: (standing outside Gallus’ window, holding up a ‘Will you go to Prom with me?’ sign)

Trixie: (opening the window) Oh my god! Yes!

Sandbar: Wh-No! Tell Gallus!

Trixie: Gallus! I’m going to Prom with your boyfriend!

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Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?

Silverstream: Verbally, but I have prepared an interpretive dance.

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Sandbar: Geez, this place is a disaster. We should clean up.

Gallus: Why? Who’s coming over?

Sandbar: No one. We should clean up for ourselves.

Gallus: I genuinely don’t understand what you’re saying right now.

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Yona: Weird, why isn’t statue smirking at Yona?

Swift Foot: It’s not smirking at anyone, Yona. They just imagined it.

Yona: Three friends saw statue smirking. How Swift explain that?

Swift Foot: (points at Gallus) Sleep deprivation. (points at Ocellus) General anxiety and paranoia. (points at Silverstream) Delusional personality disorder.

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Smolder: Remember when you dared me to launch that golf cart off a cliff?

Gallus: No, I specifically said ‘Smolder, don’t launch that golf cart off a cliff’. Then you said ‘Don’t tell me what to do, Gallus’.

Gallus: And then you launched a golf cart off a cliff.

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Gallus: Being bisexual doesn’t mean you’re ‘half straight, half gay’… You also gotta leave room for the depression.

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Ocellus: We need to distract Gallus and Smolder for a bit.

Silverstream: Got it.

Silverstream: (walking up to Gallus and Smolder) Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Gallus and Smolder: (immediately start loudly arguing)

Ocellus: What the fuck?

Silverstream: These bitches will argue over anything. You just need to give them a topic.

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(On a group chat…)

Silverstream: ahdfjfksk

Swift Foot: What the hell is that?

Ocellus: It’s a keyboard smash. You do it while texting to show that you’re flustered or surprised. Like you can’t find the right words to respond, so you just respond with gibberish.

Swift Foot: Interesting. How do I do it?

Silverstream: Just type anything!

Swift Foot: 7

Gallus: She a little confused, but she got the spirit.

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(Gallus and Luster Dawn meeting for the first time…)

Princess Twilight: Luster, I’d like to introduce you to a former student of mine.

Luster Dawn: (not looking up from her book) Pleased to meet you, Guard.

Gallus: Heh, you can call me Gallus.

Luster Dawn: I’d rather not. Once I name you, I could start getting attached.

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Smolder: (sends Ocellus a voice message)

Ocellus: (texting her) I’m a little busy right now. Is this important?

Smolder: (texting) Nah, it’s no big deal. Just hit me back when you got the time.

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(Later, Ocellus plays the message)

Smolder: (through the phone) THERE’S A FIRE-

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