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Pit: What does it mean when someone says they're pescatarian AND vegan? Viridi: Land animals are innocent of crime, but The Fish have Sinned.

#kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #kid icarus pit #viridi #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Pit: Where's Lady Palutena? Pit: She's not in Bed. Pit: She's not in Bath. Pit: Maybe she's in...Beyond.

#kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #kid icarus pit #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: meme

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Medusa: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners-- Hades: I wanna fight kindergarteners. Medusa: No, see, that's not even the whole-- Hades: Those kids are getting SLAPPED.

#I thought I did this too #kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #Kid icarus hades #Kid icarus Medusa #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: vine

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Dark Pit: Pit, I've been trying to tell you this for years: your "bacon allergy" is a lie Palutena made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid. Pit: No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff. Bacon, donuts, Halloween candy, not saying "thank you"... oh my God, she lied to me!

#I thought I did this but I searched and didn't see it #kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #kid icarus pit #dark pit #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: ???

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Pit: I hope they think I’m cool Viridi: Who? Pit: *points at the dog across the street*

#kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #kid icarus pit #viridi #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: ???

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Pit: If bread in french is pain, then I own a FUCKING BAKERY

#submitted by skythehunter #thank you! #Kid Icarus #kid icarus pit #Kid Icarus Uprising #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: ???

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Sorry for disappearing, I'm just having a hard time finding quotes now! It seems like I've done everything that fits kid icarus, I might just post sporadically now when I find random quotes instead of doing it daily

#Maybe I should get another mod #But I don't really know anyone here #submissions will be greatly appreciated btw! #not a quote

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Viridi: You guys wanna play Uno real quick? Dark Pit: I don’t have Uno, so go fuck off. Viridi: Everyone has Uno dipshit. It came free with your fucking Xbox. Dark Pit: I don’t have it I have the oldest Xbox known to man. Viridi: No you don’t I bought mine on day one you fucking bastard. Dark Pit: Well, mine didn’t have it. Viridi: YOU HAVE UNO YOU FUCKING DICK! Dark Pit: I don’t have it you fu- Viridi: YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOO! Dark Pit: I don’t fucking have Uno you motherfucker. Viridi: GO DOWN TO THE ARCADE AND YOU’LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! Viridi: ITS A FUCKING CARD GAME THEY DON’T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT!

#kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #viridi #dark pit #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: i forgot #I don't know the original #long post

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Dark Pit: If this is about those stupid tamagotchis? You left me with 6 of them, Pit-stain. Taking care of that many is like a full time job. Pit: I left you 6 adult tamagotchis in perfect health. And when I came home, they were all dead. Pit: You’d have to like, actively murder them in order for that to happen.

#im just picturing pittoo playing sims and never pausing so he walks away and comes back to a burnt down house and five graves #kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: schitt's creek

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Viridi: A lot of people I know have never even seen a vegetable. Pit: *holding broccoli* Look at this tiny tree. People eat these? Dark Pit: *holding cauliflower* Oh, this one died.

#kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #kid icarus pit #viridi #dark pit #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: parks and rec

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Viridi: How long are we going to let him do that? Palutena, pinching the bridge of her nose: Just… just give him a minute Pit: *still pushing on a door that is clearly labeled pull*

#kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #kid icarus pit #viridi #palutena #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: meme

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Viridi: Yes, yes, "blood for the blood god" and all, but when you think about it, why would the blood god want blood? I mean, they're the blood god. Presumably they already have blood. You're giving them the one thing that by definition they already have in great supply. Hades: You don't end up being the blood god by saying, "Yeah, that seems like a reasonable amount of blood".

#Hades is the blood god #kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #kid icarus hades #viridi #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Pit: I may not have any brain cells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells.

#kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #kid icarus pit #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Dark Pit: *tosses bicycle over bridge* Pit: What are you doing? Dark Pit: I dunno, just fucking throwing bikes in the river, dude.

#kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #kid icarus pit #dark pit #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: vine

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Palutena: Yesterday I overheard Pit saying "are you sure this is a good idea?" and Dark Pit replying "trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

#kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #palutena #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #source: twitter

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Okay, but Kid Icarus if Pit was allowed to curse though:

*Pittoo drinks the last Drink of the Gods*

Pit: bitch.

*when pittoo emerged from the mirror*

Pit: *exasperated* what the hEll ? !

*wings start burning*

Put: oh fucK mE

*that one clam monster*

Pit: not this shit—

*a reaper spots him*

Pit: —motherfuCKER

*Hewdraw has three heads*

Pit: —for fuCK’S SAKE

*weapons can’t fuse*

Pit: godsdamnit

Pit: Who the FUCK ate my floor-ice cream?!

#b i t c h #YES I AM REBLOGGING THINGS BECAUSE I HAVE NO QUOTE TODAY #not a quote #reblog

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dark pit’s smash taunt but he has a pizza i guess, lol

#misunderstood #he just wants to share his pizza #what an angel #not a quote #I should start tagging reblogs #reblog #there