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incorrect-fwt · 1 year
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Fundy: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Tubbo: are you in love with fundy ?
Dream: pft- what no...
Tubbo: then why do u draw F+D in hearts everywhere we go ?
Dream: uh.. it stands for fricking dreamons
Tubbo: ??
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Fundy: Dream, I can't finish this. [hands over his remaining noodles]
Dream: [excitedly] I love you!
Fundy: [laughs] Really? That's how you're gonna say that the first time?
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Fundy: One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least someone's listening.
Dream: ...I think you're just lonely.
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Sapnap: So why does Fundy call you baby girl?
Dream: How about we stop talking for a bit—
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Dream: Uhm... There's only one bed.
Fundy, pulling Yoghurt with him: Sleep on the floor then.
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Dream: I'm the smartest, wisest and most strategic in this duo
Fundy: ... dear your hand is stuck in a vending machine
Dream: I paid for my skittles, I will acquire my skittles
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Dream: [ hugs Fundy from behind and nuzzles his neck ]
Fundy: Not now, baby. I think Dream's still home-
Dream: What!?
Fundy: [ laughs and faces Dream ] Just kidding!
Dream: [ pouts ] I hate you.
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Dream: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
George: [ drily ] Did Fundy say "I love you" and you said "Thanks"?
Dream:
George: Well?
Dream: My reasons! Are! Personal!
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Dream: Where are you going?
Fundy: To get myself a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Dream: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
George and Sapnap, knowing full well that Dream got Fundy an engagement ring: [ eating popcorn ]
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Dream: Fundy just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Fundy: I need to go back to work!
Dream: You're sick. All you need to do is rest.
Fundy: I'm strong, I'm focused! I'm clear! I-
Dream:
Fundy: I need your help to get out of this bed.
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Fundy: I wanted to apologise.
Dream: Good!
Fundy: Well, I wanted to, but then I realised I'm not actually sorry.
Dream:
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Fundy: ...did Dream just tell me "I love you" for the first time?
Niki: Yes.
Fundy: And did I just do finger guns back!?
Niki: [laughing] Yeah, you did.
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Fundy: Be careful!
Dream: You know me.
Fundy: Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm worried about.
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Dream: Fundy’s super clingy. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I wonder why.
Wilbur: Yeah, that was me. Sorry about that.
Fundy, nodding: Yeah, it was him.
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incorrect-fwt · 2 years
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Dream: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife. Very romantic...
Fundy:
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