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Simon: Listen, I need your help.

Baz: Who are we killing? I won’t do kids, as a rule.

Baz: I will make an exception if the kids a dick.

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Simon: You know what would be sexy? Eating food off of each other.

Baz: You didn’t do the dishes.

Simon: Yeah no I didn’t.

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Simon: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Baz: I do have a sense of humour, you know.

Simon: I’ve never heard you laugh.

Baz: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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Nico: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Ebb: Isn't that just killing people?

Nico: Ah, technicalities.

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Simon: Sometimes “brb” stands for “be ready bitch” so you have to be careful.

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Baz: I've been dead inside a long time, but even I have a limit.

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Simon: *Is ill with a cold*

Baz: Snow, I love you more than life itself, but if I have to listen to you cough all night, I'm actually going to kill you.

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Agatha: It's very important that I am both cute and powerful.

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Penny: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Baz: Pi.

Penny: Pi?

Baz: Low level but never ending.

Penny:

Penny: Are you okay?

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Baz: *speaking french*

Simon: I know, I know.

Penny: You speak french?

Simon: No, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language Baz speaks.

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Penny: How was the honeymoon?

Simon: Baz got drunk and tried to burn our marriage certificate.

Simon: He said: “Good luck trying to return me without the reciept”.

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Simon: On a scale from one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if-

Baz: At least twenty.

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Simon: That’s… not a stress ball.

Baz: *choking someone* Just let me process, okay?

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Simon: So, Baz, how are you enjoying the carnival?

Baz: *holding a minion* I won this ugly yellow toddler. It's one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.

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Simon: You know how sometimes there’ll be a pack of coyotes that are feasting on a rabbit, and there’s always one small runt of a coyote that’s being kept from the meal?

Penny: Yes.

Simon: I’m like the rabbit.

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Simon and Baz: *kiss*

Agatha: Ew.

Penny:

Penny: you’re literally gay-

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Baz: I’m not the jealous type...

Simon: You punched someone?

Baz: He was holding your hand.

Simon:

Simon: It was a handshake...

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