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Happy retirement to Carl Hagelin! Finally free from the fourth line shenanigans

#the mission the nightmares theyre finally over #i feel so bad that it ended with a random high stick in a practice #make no mistake i AM sobbing about this in my heart #but i hope he enjoys retirement #good night sweet prince #carl hagelin

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Andrei Svechnikov about an opposing coach: He’s like 60, I can’t hit him. Can I?

Rod Brind'amour: No, you can’t.

Rod Brind'amour: But I can.

Rod Brind'amour: I think I will.

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Alex Ovechkin: What are some good responses to being stabbed with a knife?

John Carlson: “Rude.”

Tom Wilson: “That’s fair.”

Dylan Strome: “Not again.”

TJ Oshie: “That better not leave a scar.”

Darcy Kuemper: “Excuse me, I’m really sorry but it looks like I got in the way of your knife.”

Evgeny Kuznetsov: “Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?”

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Aliaksei Protas: I need life advice. 

Alex Ovechkin, eating cookie dough and drinking a coke: You came to the right person.

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Tom Wilson: Okay do you want the good news or bad news?

Nicklas Backstrom: Bad news.

Nicolas Aube-Kubel: The fire we started in the kitchen is out of control.

Nicky: Get out!

NAK, holding up a perfectly toasted pop tart: Wow, so you don’t even CARE about the good news?

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Max Pacioretty: Can I borrow Tom for a second?

Nicklas Backstrom: If you must.

Tom Wilson: Why did you ask him and not me?

Patches: He looked in charge.

Tom: Of where I go?!

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Dylan Strome: Why would I talk to a therapist who would tell me I’m depressed when I could just talk to TJ who’s gonna let me know that what’s actually going on is I’m “in a funk”?

Dylan Strome: What diagnosis would you prefer: clinical depression? Or the knowledge that you just need to get your groove back, baby?

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Hendrix Lapierre: We should've been together.

Vincent Iorio: We could've been so great, you and I.

Connor McMichael: You're literally just on different teams for the scrimmage.

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Nicklas Backstrom: We're gonna play a game. I'm gonna say something and you're gonna say the first thing that pops into your mind.

TJ Oshie: Kazoo.

Nicky: We haven't even started yet.

TJ: Okay.

TJ: You know, I'm gonna stick with kazoo.

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Tom Wilson: WHAT?! ANOTHER RANKING! DEAD LAST IN THE DIVISION!

Nicklas Backstrom: Who wrote that?

Tom: FUCKING EVERYBODY!

TJ Oshie: Maybe they're trying to motivate us :)

Dylan Strome: I had a woman accost me on the street telling me I should fake an injury this season so I wouldn't have to deal with the misery.

John Carlson: Did you tell her to piss off?

Strome: No, she was a nun.

Alex Ovechkin: Hey, hey, hey, guys. We're not gonna lose, because we're together.

Everyone: [agrees]

Ovi: And together, we have me.

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Carl Hagelin: A major injury is a traumatic experience.

[Turning to TJ Oshie]: Not a "bruh moment"

[Turning to Tom Wilson]: Not an "oof lmao"

[Turning to Evgeny Kuznetsov]: And definitely not a "major L."

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i know i haven’t posted in forever but losing garnet is literally DEVASTATING to this blog’s brand

#and losing Dima is devastating to me personally #sorry y'all i've been so busy i've barely been watching any hockey or looking for quotes #not a quote

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Nic Dowd: The secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you'll need.

Carl Hagelin: The second secret to life is that fresh air, warm sun, and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.

Garnet Hathaway: The third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer.

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Alex Ovechkin: If I die and you get a new winger are you going to be buried next to him or me?

Nicklas Backstrom: I thought I told you I wanted to be chummed and my children would feed me to sharks.

Ovi:

Ovi: *WHAT?!*

Nicke: I will not be buried.

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TJ Oshie: You see? There is no problem that a team dinner can’t solve.

Trevor van Riemsdyk: Political injustice

Marcus Johansson: Stomachache

Lars Eller: Complex math?

TJ: I’m talking about *real* problems, guys

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TJ Oshie: Here’s your birthday card.

Nicklas Backstrom: Aww, thanks.

Nicky: Did you hand write asdfghjkl ily?

TJ: And I meant every word.

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Nic Dowd: Nearly everyone values a human life over the life of a fish, but few people value a single human life over the life of every fish, meaning everyone has a certain number of fish that they would prefer to be alive over Steve from work.

Garnet Hathaway: Wow, interesting. Well, I think that’s because of the ramifications it would have on the ecosystem.

Nic: Right. But like, I guess like, would I rather a thousand fish be dead or you get executed publicly?

Garnet: Publicly?!

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