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Jack: A brilliant idea just popped into my head!
Diana: Oh well don't frighten it, it's a lonely place in there.
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Diana: I would hardly call myself an expert on the subject,
Diana: and by subject I mean genuine human emotion
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Jack, sulking: Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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Stephen: I think those poor folks are forever scarred, Jack.
Jack: Then our work is done here, Stephen.
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Stephen: this hangover isn’t hhappening. im not letting it
Stephen: its winning. its definitely happening
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Stephen: having emotional needs is embarrassing, I want to be a frog
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Jack: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Stephen: That is solid...
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Stephen: See what happens when I don’t get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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Jack: I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cake cheese.
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Stephen: Great speech. Very inspiring.
Jack: Yeah, but no one cried.
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Stephen: this is like those people in Catalonia
Jack: oh god, you and the fucking people in Catalonia
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Jack: If you knew me, you’d know I never prepare for anything.
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Stephen: I like my coffee like I like my nights. Dark, endless, and impossible to sleep through.
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Stephen: Excuse me, can you help me? I'm a spy
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Stephen: Before I join you, what’s it like being a member of the navy?
Jack?: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.
Stephen: Okay..
Jack?: Now, throw that idea out of the window.
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Jack: The main source of problems is solutions.
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Stephen: A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A basilisk.
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