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incorrctbleach · 1 month
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U still alive?
Very much. I've been pretty busy with life and living and such. Recently I've been trying to work on the q, so hopefully this blog will be back in action soon.
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incorrctbleach · 8 months
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Giselle: Thank God I'm hot enough to get away with how annoying I am.
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Momo: Crushes are the worst! Izuru: I know, I always act stupid when I'm close to mine. Momo: Pffft you always act stupid. Izuru: Izuru: Please, don't think too hard about this.
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incorrctbleach · 8 months
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Tatsuki: When's your birthday? Keigo: The 1st of April. Tatsuki: What year? Keigo: Every year.
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Meninas: Listen, I'm gonna need you to swear. Candice: FUCK Meninas: Meninas: [ sharp inhale ] Meninas: I'm gonna need you to promise.
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Haineko: I kissed Kazeshini. Tobiume: Damn. I owe Hyorinmaru money.
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Tessai, after hearing a loud noise, turning to look at Urahara: Did that come from your lab? Urahara: No! No no no no no. No, there's definitely nothing wrong with my inventions because they for sure don't explode for no reason sometimes.
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incorrctbleach · 8 months
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Giselle: Can I ask you something? Liltotto: Of course. So long as it isn't the one about where babies come from. Giselle: No, my question is; these day's there's a war going on, yeah? But a few months ago there wasn't a war on. Therefore there must have been a turning point where there not being a war on went away and there being a war on came along. So what I'm curious to know is, how did we get from the one state of affairs to the other? Liltotto: Liltotto: Do you mean "how did the war start?" Giselle: Yeah.
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Tobiume: Why are you on the floor? Wabisuke: I'm depressed. Tobiume: Oh...
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Cirucci: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered 'wrong?' Dordoni: People get HURT when you have fun.
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Hanataro: Me? I-I've never articulated anything. I'm completely incoherent.
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incorrctbleach · 8 months
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Uryu: Chad drives. Orihime: Why?? Uryu: He's least likely to hit something just for fun. Ichigo: True.
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Aizen: Let's not talk about my problematic past, but about my problematic future.
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Ukitake, staring at a tea pot: How do you think it tastes? Kyoraku: Like tea. Ukitake: Yes. But is it floral? Bitter? Mildly sweet with notes of buttery- Kyoraku: Warm. And wet.
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Aizen: Failure is not an option! Gin: Technically, failure is always an option. Aizen: You know what else is an option? Aizen: SLAPPING YOU.
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Yoruichi: About a month ago, Kisuke and I slept together. Kukaku: And? Yoruichi: I thought you'd be more surprised. Kukaku: Oh, sorry. Kukaku, gasping: And?
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Ichigo: We've been through so much together, haven't we, Uryu? Uryu: Yeah. And most of it was your fault,
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