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Childe: Good news! I've successfully replaced all my emotions with jokes.

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Fischl: *opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like it's the morning paper*

Bennett, Razor, Mona, Barbara, and Traveler: NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY: Your Friends Had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

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Hu Tao: The best part of the Oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part. Deal with it.

Xiangling: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Xiao: Yo, socrates, it's a fucking cookie.

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guys guys guys i made an ig 😳

↳ @incorrect_genshins

#Genshin Impact

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Chongyun: I can still hear his voice...

Xingqiu: Gay gay homosexual gay

#Probably gonna make an edit of this later but hey #Have some words #Xingqiu #Chongyun #Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Xingyun

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Kaeya: Dear companions, your christmas gift this year is… me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has renewed.

#Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Source: unknown #Kaeya

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Xingqiu: You love me, right, Chongyun?

Chongyun: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it

#Source: unknown #Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Xingqiu #Chongyun #Xingyun

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Jean: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Amber: Several traffic violations

Kaeya: Three counts of resisting arrest

Lisa: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Traveler: Also, that’s not our car

#I wanted to add Barbara but I don't know if she'd fit here... #Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Jean #Amber #Kaeya #Lisa #Aether #Lumine #Source: unknown

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Kaeya: Nothing in life is free

Amber: Love is free!

Bennett: Adventure is free!

Lisa: Knowledge is free!

Venti: Everything is free if you take it without paying

#Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Kaeya #Amber #Bennett #Lisa #Venti #Source: unknown

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Chongyun: Bye Xingqiu! Bye Xiangling! Bye Hu Tao! Bye Xingqiu!

Xiangling: You said “bye Xingqiu” twice

Chongyun: I like Xingqiu

#Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Chongyun #Xingqiu #Hu Tao #Xiangling #Xingyun #Source: unknown

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Traveler: What does take out mean?

Zhongli: It can mean many things. Food, dating, murder...

Childe: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU’RE NOT A COWARD!

#Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Aether #Lumine #Zhongli #Childe #Source: unknown

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Traveler: I trust Venti

Paimon: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Traveler: I wouldn’t go that far

#Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Venti #Paimon #Aether #Lumine #Source: unknown

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Xingqiu: Where are you going?

Chongyun: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

#Source: unknown #Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Xingqiu #Chongyun #Xingyun

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Traveller: What the fuck is wrong with you!?

Childe: Wow, okay, you could start with a good morning

Traveller: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you!?

#Source: unknown #Traveller #Aether #Lumine #Childe #Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote

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Zhongli: Remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Childe: Stop romanticizing the past

#Genshin Impact #Source: unknown #Incorrect Quote #Zhongli #Childe

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Barbara, helping Bennett: How would you rate your pain?

Bennett: Zero stars. Would not recommend.

#Source: unknown #Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Bennett #Barbara

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Bennett: I think I’m having a midlife crisis

Barbara: But you’re like 15

Bennett: And I might die at 30!!

#Source: unknown #Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quote #Bennett #Barbara