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thanks senshi

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some alternate nametags from tonight’s episode

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English added by me :)

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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

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Layers Upon Layers.

Muscle, Flesh.

Muscle, Flesh.

Muscle, Flesh.

I Can Survive Atmospheric Entry. OK?

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if i ever get murdered PLEASE don’t tell people i “lit up the room”. promise me this. one it’s not true i have never lit up a room in my life and you know it, two it’s literally the most basic thing to say about someone who was murdered and if you really love me you’ll come up with something actually creative to say that honors me as an individual. just promise me ok

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i encourage you to go to your favourite writer's ao3 page and comment on an older fic, because i can assure you that it will make their day. It can mean so much to see your work doesn't disappear into the void to be never seen again after a day of people interacting with it. Just, if you have the time, go comment on an older work

(pls reblog this to try and get as much writers a bit of appreciation)

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i woke up in the middle of the night recently and immediately assumed that the 3:00 on my phone screen referred to PM and not AM. i started to freak out for sleeping in so late, and further so because of how dark and still the world was at three in the afternoon. no one was even posting on social media, had they all heard about my bad sleep habits? my grogged up mind eventually landed on a course of action, which was to open google and search "did something happen?"

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:

- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops

- Man Made of Needles

- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People

- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void

- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck

- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls

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wine for idiots

WHITE WINE

if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"

RED WINE

honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)

if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"

FIZZY WINE

if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco

if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it

ORANGE WINE

this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.

MISC

if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are

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as a follow up to my earlier poll:

please reblog to get more votes!

(also please come talk to me about these books, im currently rereading aftg and feeling very nostalgic about this era lol)