hey. the celebrities and corporations are growing to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die
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Me: okay I need to be prepared to not hear from Martin or Jon they are supposed to be a tragic mystery
Martin: oh hello
Me:
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this is how it went, right
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[ STATEMENT REMAINS ]
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Jon is in "Oh... Hello"!!!
After some mild tinkering, including pitching it up, reversing the end, adding some filters, and amplifying it's obvious that Jon says "Statement Remains" three times!
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like to charge reblog to cast
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Queen died on out of touch Thursday
happy out of throne thursday
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holy shit
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INTRODUCING THE NEW QUEEN....
JEB! BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers
“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming
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I am not sorry
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mental illness is so embarassing i’ll literally be like I’m fully aware I’m mentally ill but it’s not mental illness this time. and then it was mental illness
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