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Lea compilation post

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Lea :-)

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took a break from writing to draw my own meme

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Merry

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and now, Clementine for @northern-passage <33

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everyone look at babey Noel

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Captain and first mate of The Omen

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fanart of Lea dying in a glue trap

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Papyrus vs Ikea

Papyrus hated Ikea furniture.

Mere furniture shouldn’t be able to defeat someone as Great as him, but Ikea furniture managed. It was aggravating. All the pieces and directions were like a puzzle and Papyrus was good at puzzles! Witness all the puzzle he had built in Snowdin Forest to confound and capture the human! But Ikea… it just didn’t make sense to him.

Which was ridiculous, because puzzling out instructions and engineering solutions was something he did. It was a core feature of a Papyrus. Yet he always seemed to struggle. Papyrus found it disheartening, but he always did his best to push through.

Sans tried to help. He always looked through the instructions with Papyrus, and helped him make notes on what seemed to be the challenging or unclear bits. Sans definitely seemed to be able to match the screws and various parts to the diagrams better than Papyrus could. Something about spatial awareness and being able to visualize in three dimensions. But… but…

But the puns. So many puns. There was something about putting furniture together that just lent itself to puns. The names of all the furniture didn’t help. Papyrus couldn’t be 100% sure, but the names of everything didn’t seem to be real words. In any language. He had the suspicion that they were jokes that he just didn’t get.

Eventually Papyrus would get frustrated and upset, and Sans would get frustrated and upset because Papyrus was frustrated and upset. They would get the furniture together. Eventually. And twisting himself into awkward positions to get everything put together or to get at that one final screw did not help.

The results at the end weren’t bad. They just were a bit… bland. Perfectly usable, reasonably priced, and on the whole well thought out. Just not his taste. Too clean. Too modern. There was no special touches that made it each piece unique. Everyone had Ikea furniture. It was ubiquitous and definitely not worth the extra effort.

So no, Papyrus did not like Ikea furniture.

Not one bit.

#i just randomly remembered this post and spent ages looking for it lmao #undertale #underfell

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did a complete reread of @asphodelgame recently and it’s gotten me to finally draw the “seph is a florist and gets hermes to help them out” modern au that’s been brewing in my mind !!! <3

#this is really great #i love your style #fields of asphodel

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Artist: saeed farhangain

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Hihi stupid question came after seeing the babygirl one How would the

Jerks react if Jb asked "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Everett: Pff, no. I don't love you right now.

Nate: Don't ask me stupid questions. I'm busy. (but he would take care of her if she turned into a worm)

Bae: Ahaha, yes, certainly. Why not? (he's being sarcastic, of course)

Shiloh: Of course! (he's probably lying)

Jeremy: Gross. (he means both the idea of her being a worm and the idea of loving anyone or anything)

Pran: Silence with 'Do you really need to ask' stare

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