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pyjamas (2024 // 2018 // 2015)

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phil insta story

5/2/23

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Dan and Phil checking if I'm ready (I'm in the microwave)

#pov from inside the tatinof microwave

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swifties claim taylor is the lyricist of a generation but she could never come up with half the shit dan howell was tweeting in 2009. she couldnt even come up with youre what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slenderman let alone i want to be there so you dont have to be brave

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#why did they do this

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i just love them yknow

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my hot take is none of phil's 'wild northern childhood anecdotes' are actually at all weird he just phrases things in a funny way. dan lost his mind abt the whole dog warden thing and the literal story was just 'i won a school contest as a kid and got to meet the mayor of a small town'. when i was that age i was in the newspaper for making a flute out of a sweet potato small english primary schools were just LIKE that. this is not a dig btw it's just proof phil is a comedy genius bc he makes all these very normal things sound absolutely bizarre just by stringing words together in a way no human being has ever previously managed

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My favorite thing is when Phil has something to say but he has to wait for Dan to finish yapping so he just 😲

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So let me summarise, they want us to believe that...

Phil asked dan to buy him things for his background all the way back in 2016. that means dan ordered these things during tatinof. in that context it makes perfect sense for dan to forget about already having bought a present because they arguably had a lot going on.

Dan got him the lamps, plus a deer candle, which phil mentions in a video back in January 2017 (this is relevant, I promise).

He then tweeted about the hippo lamp in February, presumably because he thought it's nice/funny and wanted to show people but didn't want to mention that dan had bought it for him for...reasons.

A few months later they moved with all the lamps (and never showed the dino and lava lamp) and a few years later in 2019 phil finally used the deer candle, along with the dinosaur lamp (and the lava lamp?) for the new AP set in the 2nd London apartment.

Which he planned on doing since 2016? (He doesn't mention where he got the candle from but he does pretend to order the lamps. On that topic I'll redirect you to the tags on this post.)

OR they lied yesterday. Which is at least as plausible as this because they do have a track record of getting their own past wrong.

#such a. random thing to lie abt 😭

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‘Oh Dan bought me three lamps when I asked for a lamp that was the worst gift ever’

Meanwhile:

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#this is so 2014 #like 2014 encapsulated in a gif

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Omg he actually did go insane

#who remembers

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#well at least it’s not london #fuck london you get everyone doing shows !!!!! #come to the north dan x #also love that there’s absolutely no info on the event itself jusy he will be there

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i need dnp to do another tiktok react bc i just saw the perfect video for dan

#!!