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iguanadon3 · 4 years
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unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you
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why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park
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“is that ur bf??? ;)” “haha well….. .that’s very sweet but bigfoot doesn’t belong to any of us, u know,”
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iguanadon3 · 4 years
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i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man
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iguanadon3 · 4 years
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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
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iguanadon3 · 4 years
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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake
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iguanadon3 · 4 years
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Two ewes in a Subaru
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Me @ my mutuals who are in different fandoms and post about it a lot
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Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…
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