ieatchildrenandalsojamesgordon

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I live outside of God's light and by consequence, outside of his love

#hannibal #cats the musical #art #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #will graham

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Nvm I found them

It's been months since I downloaded tumblr and i gotta ask...

WHERE ARE THE MOMMY MILKERS?

WHERE ARE THE BADONKA HONKERS?

WHERE ARE THE JUICY JUGS?

WHERE ARE THE BABES AND BOOBAS?

#tits #:[

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Hannibal (2013-2015) said trans rights

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What in God’s name is business casual

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And as with all sins we humans commit on this site, it always comes back to Steve Buscemi.

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Give a man eyeliner and a clean shave and he can rule the world.

#hugh dancy #robert pattinson #ezra miller #the entirety of my chemical romance #harry styles

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IF YOU GET ALL SEVEN OF THE SIN ACHIEVEMENTS YOU UNLOCK THE ROUTE: THE RAPTURE AND THE APOCALYPSE STARTS.

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Sims 4 but it's CHRISTIAN

You can't wear crop tops or have sex and every Sunday you have to participate in a church event and if you want to have a baby you have to ask your pastor to summon one from God.

Sims: Sfw

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ADDING TO THIS

If you try to undress your character you get the achievement: JESUS BETWEEN US that summons Jesus to bring you to hell.

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Sims 4 but it's CHRISTIAN

You can't wear crop tops or have sex and every Sunday you have to participate in a church event and if you want to have a baby you have to ask your pastor to summon one from God.

Sims: Sfw

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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Sims 4 but it's CHRISTIAN

You can't wear crop tops or have sex and every Sunday you have to participate in a church event and if you want to have a baby you have to ask your pastor to summon one from God.

Sims: Sfw

#humor #the sims #sims 4 #sims #please make this real

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Advice day 01010000 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 00100000 01001100 01101001 01110000 01110011

Cashews are the sexy himbo/milf of the nuts and no you CANNOT change my mind.

#humor #advice #bingus #bingus my beloved #cashew #thats very sexy of you cashews

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It's been months since I downloaded tumblr and i gotta ask...

WHERE ARE THE MOMMY MILKERS?

WHERE ARE THE BADONKA HONKERS?

WHERE ARE THE JUICY JUGS?

WHERE ARE THE BABES AND BOOBAS?

#humor #bingus #bingus my beloved #i need sleep

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Advice Day 37

Ass is GNC as fuck. Cry about it.

#humor #advice #bingus #gnc af meme #gnc #bingus my beloved

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Day 54 advice

Get you one of them uhhhhhhhhhh.... fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhh... whatumaccallits.....the-the..... fuck I had it, theeeeeeeeee uhhhhhhhhhh. The the the fuckin. Get u one of them uh THEY/THEMS yeah yeah those ones are fuckin great.

#will graham #hannibal #humor #gimme a break #advice #they/them #the gay agenda

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Advice day 37

Pro tip: Leave your lover roses by the stairs.

Surprises let them know you care.

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Advice day 6202

Every hour on the hour they drew blood, did you know?

#humor #advice #bingus #bingus my beloved #this is the best day ever #mcr memes #mcr

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Advice day 15

The fastest way to someone's heart is with a knife or bullet through the fifth left intercostal space, midclavicular line. Not the stomach.

Who the fuck thought that the quickest way was through the stomach I-

#humor #advice #bingus #i asked #google #what is the fastest way to your heart #it gave me a good laugh