Ngl I thought the cat was spraying out milk at the farmer
Title: Cats drinking fresh milk on the farm, 1954.
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Growing up in a diverse city as a kid made for a lot of funny conversations. Ah children no nothing.
Teacher: People who practice Islam are called Muslim
Kid: Wait a second! I’m Muslim!
Other kids: No way! That’s so cool!
Christian Kid: Why are all Mormons allergic to chocolate?
Mormon: We’re not allergic, we just can’t eat it.
Christian Kid: I’m confused.
Christian Kid: Are you coming on the whale watching field trip?
Jewish Kid: No, it’s on Yom Kippur so my mom thinks I might faint.
Kids: Lucky! I want to faint!
Persian Kid: We got a goldfish this year for our Haft-Sin table!
Jewish Kid: What’d you name it?
Persian Kid: Fluffy
Jewish Kid: Nice
Christian Kid: Woah I like your necklace!
Zoroastrian Kid: Thanks! It’s Faravahar! From my religion!
Christian Kid: Woah, your God has wings?
Zoroastrian Kid: No—
Muslim Kid: Why do you always wear that bracelet?
Sikh Kid: I have to for my religion.
Muslim Kid: What if you get fat and it gets stuck?
Sikh Kid: Um
I’ll admit this one was me: Why’s this dude all over your house?
Buddhist: Oh that’s Buddha.
I’ll admit this one was me: Is he your grandpa?
Jehovah Witness: I don’t celebrate birthdays.
Mormon: Wait, so you’re not getting me a present?
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U kno what???? Honestly?? All jokes side about the Duolingo owl, Duolingo is one of the only language education services I know of that doesn’t charge for the full course and I really think we don’t appreciate that enough in a world where knowledge is severely (and increasing) restricted based on income. I just went through the app store and downloaded every language app I can find, and the only two that didn’t charge hefty subscription fees to access all the lessons were duolingo and memrise. Support free education.
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