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#for maccas the cheapest youll ever get something here is $1.50 IF you have a coupon #my mothers partner never passes up an opportunity to complain about maccas prices #i cant count the amount of times ive heard ‘an ice cream cone used to be 50 cents!! absolutely ridiculous these prices!!’

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you know what really gets my goat?

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

#I’ve literally seen people censoring this shit on 4chan. fucking 4chan. this has gotten ridiculous.

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Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

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you’re very special to me *gives you this*

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literally my favorite type of tweet

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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💀💀💀💀💀

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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

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hand hurts from jacking off

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the goldfinches a5re turning yellow again fuck yessss

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crying laughing over the surely 11 year old that wrote this comment

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it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works

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sometimes i feel as if i should be limited to 5 thoughts per hour

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Vibes are off

(the vibes are completely normal but I am overstimulated)

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it's so funny when it affects you long-term