𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝘪’𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨…
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*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll
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call me emily dickinson the way my dick is in your son who goes by emily now
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How did I fall in love with this idiot? the idiot
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it feels like there should be a million hours between 5 pm and 10 pm but theres only like two
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9desw8ghb2wq3
^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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I mean that about sums it up
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if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more
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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative
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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
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i love the term "dressing wounds" like you get all dolled up now lol
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Co-signed
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Supernatural (2005-2020)
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Castiel, a doctor: Look, I know we used to date, but let’s keep this professional
Dean: Okay, so did I break anything?
Castiel: [Slams x-rays on table] My heart, Dean!
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