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iamnathanscott · 8 hours
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they should let you visit deactivated blogs i want to pay my respects
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iamnathanscott · 8 hours
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killing yourself all by yourself, gorgeous?
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iamnathanscott · 13 hours
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she's been wrong before
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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is that simple task bothering you queen
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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come over so you can lay on top of me and crush me with your entire body weight
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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sorry your gf hasn’t responded to you she was busy blowing up my tumblr notifs
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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Surely this cup of coffee will bring all my loved ones near me and also bring back my youthful curiosity for the world and what i can do in my brief time in
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iamnathanscott · 3 days
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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