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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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I smoke weed and my dick fall off

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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#VIOLENTLY COUGHING #nintendo #MORE VIOLENT COUGHING

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Here's a useless thought my head just supplied me with that I absolutely can't use.

Co-op game where if one player sees another, they die.

Both die? Just the one who does the seeing? Just the one who is seen? All players or just one crucial character? Do reflections count?

"Don't turn around. I'm right behind you. I'm going to put the mcguffin down behind you and go around the corner, I'll tell you when it's safe to turn around; let me know when you're looking away again."

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Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

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Now 2030 is as far away as 2018

There’s 15 days until 2015 and I still don’t understand how 10 years ago isn’t the 1990s.

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I’m just going to leave this here…

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>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

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Okay so I realize buying stuff from JK Rowling is bad cause transphobia and stuff

How do we feel about pirating JK Rowling stuff? Is that cool? Do we like that? Or is that just as bad?

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Anna Haifisch

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glad to see those spreading the truth