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I wanna take requests. I probably won’t fill it within a timely manner because I have the time management skills of a potato. But requests nonetheless. There are only like 25 people following this blog but still 
I will write:
Ship/Fandom wise:
Every gay ship from DEH, and BMC Gay Hamilton (I only know a few ships very well but I’ll still write it if I have a prompt and its an excuse to read more fanfic) Every sanders side ship but r*mr*m because insenst or Thomas x side/short character/cartoon therapy character I wrote that on straight Heathers thing once so I’ll write Heathers too I wanna start writing atla fanfic so I’ll write Zukka.
Genre:
Fluff, angst (i do a good job at killing people), hurt/comfort, and maybe smut. It is undecided.
Other info:
Pls send a prompt. I am very bad at coming up with ideas. Again I have the time management skills of a walnut so if I don’t get to it for a while that’s most likely why.
Yeah that’s that.
Pls reblog meh fics. Reblogs > likes
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Day 31 - Adopting A Puppy/Kitten - Zolana
I fucking wrote 12k words in may fam like that’s a lot
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"Hey Lana?" Zoe asked while hanging off the couch.
"Hmm?" Alana didn't look up from her book.
"We should get a kitten."
Alana closed her book and placed it on the coffee table. "Where did that come from?"
"I was thinking we should try to rase a kitty before trying to have a kid."
"That's fair but we literally graduated college less than a year ago. I'm not in the market to be having a human child anytime soon. But we could get a cat."
"Yay!" Zoe tackle hugged Alana. "Thank you Lana!"
"Zo, while I enjoy all this physical contact I would really like to breath.
So they got a calico cat and named it Sprinkles. A few years later Sprinkles was being introduced to Sabrina the 2 month old.
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I’ve got nothing to say so like. I’ll post fluff month pride once I catch up
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Day 30 - Surprise Birthday Party - Boardwalk Boys
I’ve was looking forward to writing this since day 8 when I got a comment on ao3 from DaWaeKnower
tw mentions of how rIcH sEt A fIrE aNd hE bUrNeD dOwN jAkEs HouSe WOOOOOOAHHHHHHH-
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Michael went to go hit up his dealer, some random kid in a trench coat, once every few weeks on a Friday night.
One such Friday aligned with his birthday. He wasn't really planning on doing anything because he wasn't super big on celebrating his birthday.
The bois on the other hand had big plans. They were gonna go spoil the hell out of Michael.
So while he was out getting the drugz (tm), the bois just let themselves in after the customary arguing over who was gonna open the door because they all wanted to be the good boyfriend who was all chivalrous and shit.
Anyways, they each had like two bags after a trip to party city in which they spent like 100 bucks because quoting Rich, "Who the hell cares if its all super overpriced. The best for bae." They also got a boxed cake because they really suck at cooking, baking, and really anything that involves stoves/hot things.
So anyway (they're getting gayer every day).
They went inside and Michael's moms were quite surprised to see them.
"Umm.. boys Michael headed out like 20 minutes ago," Kathrine (mom 1) told them.
"Oh yeah, we know. We're just gonna throw him a surprise birthday party because he doesn't celebrate himself," Rich was just dumping shit from the bags he had on the kitchen table.
"Ok just don't burn our house down or make a mess. Please," Anna (mom 2) knew how chaotic her son's boyfriends were. She was convinced that the four of them together had like a quarter of a brain cell. Separately they had like 2 apiece. But when together it was "oh there are three other people to brain cell". Now do that with 4 people and you don't have very much brain cell.
"We won't," Jeremy was already rummaging around in the fridge to find the stuff for the cake mix. "Hey, guys do these eggs look large to you? It says three large eggs."
Jake was still standing in the living room. "I'll try and keep them from ruining your kitchen Mrs. and Mrs. Mell." Before they could tell him "Call me Kathrine" or "Call me Anna" he was off. "Babe I don't think it matters."
"Jakey it says large eggs tho. Are these large eggs?" Jeremy still was freaking out over the eggs.
"What is the standard size for an egg?" Rich was now confused as well.
"Guys just grab three eggs it'll be fine."
After they used all the damn brain cell they had to make the cake batter and put it in the oven they started decorating. Which took even more brain cell.
"Ok so if I hold Rich on my shoulders we can hang up the streamers. And then if I walk over to where Jake is we can transfer the small one and he can hang the happy birthday thing."
"Umm guys you could just stand on a chair," Kathrine called from the living room. She really didn't like the sound of a death sentence for Rich.
"Oh you rite. You rite," Rich got off the counter he was standing on to try and mount Jeremy's shoulders. "Still not tall enough for this shit. Yo other tall ass you can do it without standing on a chair."
"Fair." Jake grabbed the streamers and started hanging them up.
Frosting the cake was the least brain cell requiring activity that they had to do.
They put the cake on the table and started Rich and Jeremy started to put the finishing touches on the decorations while Jake went to explain their plan to Kathrine and Anna.
"Ok, this is gonna sound weird. But we've been stealing Micha's hoodies for months now. And it somehow evolved into 'lol you guys gonna steal my house when you've run out of hoodies' so can you two stand outside and pretend like we stole the house?"
"Sure. Come on Kat," Anna dragged her wife out of the house.
"Oh, shit did they go with it?" Jeremy was convinced it wasn't gonna work.
"Yeah, you owe me 5 bucks Jere-bear."
At this point, Michael was gonna be back any minute so Rich was standing guard. "Guys he's coming. Imma go ham up our 'we fucken did it bitch' thing."
"Kay sweet." Jake had only just remembered candles were a thing they bought so he was sticking them in the cake now.
"Umm... why are you two outside?" Michael was low-key concerned that they found out he was going two towns over for drugs and they were gonna ground him for life.
"Oh, Jeremy, Jake, and Rich stole the house," Kathrine didn't look up from her phone and was acting like everything was fine.
"I'm sorry they whAT???"
At that moment, Rich opened the door. "YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TESTED US!! WE FUCKING DID IT MELL!! WE STOLE YOUR DAMNED HOUSE BITCH!!!"
"Why did you steal my house? Rich, how did you convince Jere and Jake to do this?"
"Gay magic."
"Imma take that as you fucked like no tomorrow but ok."
"Do you wish to come inside the dungeon?"
Michael rolled his eyes. "Sure."
Rich practically ran inside dragging Michael along.
Jeremy was on Jake's shoulders because they were trying to stick streamers to the ceiling and chairs just weren't cutting it. "Ummm.... surprise?" Jake lowered Jeremy onto the counter.
"Happy birthday?"
"This is why I love you guys."
"We made a cake!"
Michael groaned internally. The last time they tried making a cake together they threw a flaming cake out ok the window and into Jake's pool. "Is it crispy?"
"No," they replied in unison.
"Well, it shouldn't be. We researched this time," Rich low-key high-key was hoping that Michael was gonna be proud of them.
"Wow, yall can research? Since when?"
Rich kicked Michael's shin. "Imma fuckin steal them kneecaps bitch. Don't make me."
"What the fuck Richard? Anyway. Get me a knife. JerEMIAH HEERE DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TRY AND YEET THAT AT ME!! IF YOU WANTED ME DEAD YOU COULDA JUST ABANDONED ME IN JAKE'S BATHROOM!!"
"Ok, that was uncalled for," Jeremy placed the knife on the table.
"Yeah, I know. I'm sorry baby. Anyways cake."
"OH SHIT WE HAVE TO SET IT ON FIRE FIRST!" Jake grabbed a lighter out of a drawer.
"How about no fire?" Rich awkwardly asked dragging out the word fire.
Jeremy grabbed the lighter out of Jake's hand and yeeted it elsewhere. "Good call."
After cake, they just laid down on the floor in Michael's room and vibed.
Rumor has it that Katherine and Anna are still standing outside their house to this day.
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this was a good one
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Day 29 - “I’m Happy When I’m With You” - Sincerely Three
I do not like this one tho. But connor is me rn so like. I kinda like it rn
tw mentions of depression
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Connor's depression was no surprise to anyone. But he had a much better handle on it now that he actually has a support system. (Aka Jared and Evan.) There were still times where it got bad. And he had just gotten out if one if those bad patches.
Now he was sprawled out on Jared and Evan's laps. Completly ignoring whatever move was on. Jared's hand rated on the exposed part of his stomach from his shirt riding up and Evan was absent mindedly playing with his hair.
"Hey guys?" Connor broke the relative silence.
Jared paused whatever was on they both looked at Connor.
"I'm actually happy when I'm with you guys."
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pls. i need love. can i just have 2 partenrs give me love pLS-
doesn’t even need to be two. just 1. pls
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Day 28 - Making Food For Each Other After A Long Day - Sincerely Three
I remember liking this one
tw connor hates life but whats new?
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Connor absolutely hated one of his classes. Mostly because he hated the professor but that's not the important part. Evan said he strongly disliked his job because hate is a strong word.
Jared was the only one home so he decided to make his boyfriends something to eat when they got home.
When Connor opened the door he looked like he craved death more than ever. He walked behind Jared and are opened his arms around his waist.
"Oof worse than normal?"
"Yea. The professor's a fucking asshole."
"I'm sorry baby. I'm making food tho. We should wait till Ev gets home before we eat kay?"
Connor nodded and went to go lay down on the floor and regret a good chunk of his life choices.
Evan walked in and acnollaged Connor in the middle regret process and walked into the kitchen to find a wild Jared Kleinman. Evan kissed his cheek. "Hi Jare."
"Hey Evie. How was your day?"
"Terrible."
"My poor boys be out there suffering. Get Connor off the floor I made food."
The feasted on pb and js because Jared can't cook for shit.
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hello again person reading this. you must be a nice peson if you read this so thank you! :D
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Day 27 - Winter Date - Sincerely Three
Have I mentioned how much I fucking love them? Like AHHHHHHH
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Connor had gotten himself into quite a few "why the fuck am I doing this?" situations only to then realize "oh yeah that's why I did it" when Jared, Evan or both of them were happy because he did it.
Like right now.
He's standing there outside in Jared's backyard when its snowing and freezing his ass off. "Jesus fucking christ guys it's so damn cold. Why are we outside? We're gonna get frostbite or hypothermia and die."
"Babe calm down. You're staring to sound like Ev," Jared rolled his eyes.
"Actually where is Evan?"
"Over there." Jared pointed to a hunched over Evan on the porch.
"What's he doing?" Connor was already starting to walk over to Evan when he mumbled "Ev will probably care about my problems."
"Connor get back here," Jared ran forward and grabbed Connor's hand and forced him to face him. "Its not that I don't care about your problems. It's just that when you start freaking out like Ev would I find it funny." Jared cupped Connor's face as Connor had the "oh that's why I'm here" moment.
Connor smiled. "I love you."
Jared wrapped his arms around Connor's neck while standing on his toes to pull the taller of the two in for a kiss. "I love you too."
After they pulled away Jared very abruptly turned around and declared "Ok time to go see what the fuck Evan's doing!" Before interlocking his hand with Connor's and dragging him off. Connor smiled fondly as he was dragged off.
"Ev whatcha up to?" Connor asked nonchalantly as if he wasn't freezing.
"I'm building a tiny snowman." Evan gestured to the two tiny snowballs stacked on top of each other and the third that Evan was working on.
"Oh my god you're adorable."
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idk what to say but hi person reading this. you should reblog it if you liked it and hide something in the tags. it’s the best part 100%.
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Day 26 - Valentines Day - Pinkberry
ive got nothing to say. just gorls. also lowkey based on the fact that when I was playing if i could tell her and I got to the “I love you” x 80 part my mom kept going “i love you too”
tw none
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"Hey, Chloe! Chloe! Chloe! Chloe! Chloe! Chloe! Chloe!" Brooke called after her in the hallway.
"Brooke Brooke Brooke Brooke Brooke Brooke Brooke!" Chloe repeated in a similar fashion once Brooke had caught up to her.
"Hey, we should go to my house tonight," Brooke was fairly good at hiding the nervousness she felt. Tonight was the night.
"Why? Isn't Jake throwing a party?"
"He's been referring to it as a "small gathering" because he only invited the Squad."
"Ok, but why wouldn't we go?"
Brooke sighed in fake annoyance. "Do you really wanna sit there and watch the boys be gay with each other and probably start a food fight while Christine is going full mom mode and Jenna is trying to get her to chill out while we would sit there being depressed because we're the only single people in our friend group and the rest of our friends aren't because they're dating within our friend group?"
"Brooke breathe. I think the only other time I've heard you talk that fast is when you challenged Christine to a Guns and Ships battle."
Brooke laughed. "Ok, that was a bad choice. One does not simply musical challenge Christine Canigula. But my house?"
At this point, they'd made it to Chloe's car. "Get in bitch. We're ditching being the only single people in the gay fest that in the SQUIP Squad."
Brooke managed to keep conversation and act rather fine for most of the drive. She got more anxious as they got closer to her house and a little more showed. And then it spiked as they made their way to Brooke's bedroom.
"Ok, so I have something I wanna show you," Brooke sat down on her bed and grabbed her ukulele.
"Ooh sweet what song did you learn?"
"That is for me to know and for you to find out." Chloe playfully glared at Brooke who started to play.
"She said: there's nothing like your smile, sorta subtle and perfect and real," Chloe smiled and Brooke tried not to blush. "And she knew, whenever you get bored you scribble stars on the cuffs of your jeans. And she noticed that you still fill out the quizzes that they put in those teen magazines." Brooke couldn't help but smile. This was always one of Chloe's favorite musical songs.
(time skip brought to you by my now very urgent need to play If I Could Tell Her on my uke)
"If I could tell her! But what do you do when there's this great divide?"
Chloe just stole Zoe's part even though Brooke was gonna just do both herself. But for this part she just let Brooke sing both.
"She just seems so far away! And what do you do when the distance is too wide? It's like I don't know anything." Chloe noticed how much raw emotion Brooke was putting into that part. It wasn't just "I feel the emotions of the characters" it was "these lyrics are bringing out emotions in me". She was also strumming super hard and Chloe worried that she would snap the strings.
"And how do you say..." Brooke looked up from the paper where she had written the chords and looked at Chloe for the first time since the beginning of the song.
"I love you?"
Brooke really hoped Chloe would catch on.
"I love you."
Chloe could tell that this wasn't just Brooke singing the words to the song.
"I love you!"
She meant them.
"I love you..."
Chloe blushed. Brooke bit her lip and looked back down at the chords. She really didn't need to look at them the end was fairly easy but she just needed something to stare at that wasn't Chloe.
"But we're a million worlds apart."
Chloe stood up from the floor and sat down next to Brooke on the bed.
"And I don't know how I would even start if I could tell her. If I could..."
Bonus bitches
"Someone pls explain why you two missed out on my "let's get high in Michael's basement and just fucking vibe and be gay on the floor because other people are fucking each other or smth right now" gathering?" Jake loudly exclaimed as he sat down at their lunch table.
"Babe chill probably didn't want to be surrounded with the four of us being gay and Jen and Chris being gay too." Michael sat down next to Chloe.
"A painful reminder of the fact that they be single." Christine was being extra dramatic because "oh how tragic."
"Actually."
Everyone looked at the girls in question and then died when Chloe kissed Brooke.
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why don’t I know how to end things?
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Day 25 - Making Up - Boardwalk Boys
I swear not all of them will be for the boys. They’re just underrated and for the like 5 other people that ship this I’m feeding you.
tw fighting and yelling
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Fighting, while uncommon, still happened within the bois. And there was a fight going on right now between Jeremy and Michael.
They were supposed to be hanging out at Jeremy's house, which probably meant getting way to damn heated with Just Dance. When they knocked on the door Mr. Heere opened instead of Jeremy or Michael. He looked frazzled.
"Thank god you boys are here. They've been fighting about I have no clue what for the past like 15 minutes."
The boys looked at each other and back at their boyfriend's dad a few times. Out of anyone in their relationship that would be expected to fight would be Jeremy and Michael.
As Mr. Heere let them inside they awkwardly walked up the stairs to hear yelling.
"OH, REALLY!! I THOUGHT WE LET THAT GO!"
"I HAVE EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO BE MAD AT YOU FOR THAT SHIT!! IN LIKE TWO MONTHS I WENT FROM MILDLY DEPRESSED TO SUICIDAL!!! AND THEN YOU FUCKING GO AND CALL ME CLINGY!!"
"YEAH CAUSE YOU KINDA ARE!"
"YOU WERE THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON I HAD! YOU FUCKING SILD ME OUT FOR POPULARITY THAT A FJCKING TIC TAC OFFERED YOU! IT FUCJING HURT!"
Rich hesitated as he was about to knock on the door.
"That really doesn't sound good."
"Yeah, it doesn't. I'll knock if you don't want to."
"No, I got it." Rich knocked on the door and the yelling stopped. "You guys ok? Why are you fighting?"
Jeremy and Michael let out a sigh of "oh shit" and Jeremy went to open the door. Both of them knowing that there is no way in hell they could play it off like they weren't just in the middle of a screaming match.
"Hey, guys... hows it going?" Jeremy asked sheepishly. Michael shot him death glares as he ruined the fraction of a chance they had to play it off.
"That's irrelevant why where you two fighting?"
Michael pushed Jeremy out of the way of the door. "That is also irrelevant now are you planning on coming in?"
The tension between Jeremy and Michael was so thicccckque not even a knife could cut it. Try the chainsaw Heather Chandler fucked herself gently with. Even then it would probably break.
"You know I don't think we will." Jake really hated it when any of them fought. "Both of you need to cool down. Come on Jere." Jake grabbed Jeremy's wrist and practally dragged him out of the house.
(Prepare for weird timing because idk how to do proper timing for this part.)
In the time it took them to get a few blocks from Jeremy's house Jake's grip had slowly moved from a "bitch" type of dragging to the two of them holding hands.
"Baby where are we going?"
"Somewhere for me to know and you," Jake booped Jeremy's nose, "to find out."
"Did you just boop my snoot?"
"I just booped da snoot."
"Bitch."
Jake laughed. "I like how we went from wholesome to bitch."
Shortly after they had heard the door shut Rich turned to Michael. "So now that it's just us you wanna head to your place, play video games, and get high?"
"Sounds amazing."
Cut to Rich and Michael being high whole vibing on the floor doing the think where their heads were right nest to each other and their bodies were going opposite ways and talking while Jeremy and Jake are walking into Pinkberry.
"Micha?"
"Yoooo"
"Why were you fighting with Jere?"
Michael looked at Rich.
"I don't remember how we got to that point but be called me clingy and it sorta jist blew up I guess. I feel bad tho."
Rich closed the gap before turning around so he could actually cuddle with the taller of the two.
"You should apologise," exhaustion coated Rich's voice.
Michael smiled running his hand through Rich's hair. "You tired baby?"
"Maybe."
"Then sleep."
Rich pouted. "I'll sleep if you promise to apologise to Jere."
"I will. Besides we both know I can't live with him bring mad at me. None of us can."
While they were off being cute and passing out at noon because they was doing the drugs this was happening off in J land.
"Hey Jere?"
He looked up from his froyo and hummed in response.
"Why were you can Mikey fighting earlier?"
"We were bored waiting for you two so we just sorta took turns asking each other questions and he asked me what was the worst thing I thought about him and I said it was that he was kinda clingy. Then he understandably got defensive and so then I fought back and we started screaming. Somehow the SQUIPcident got brought up and yeah. I feel like shit."
Jake grabbed Jeremy's hand from across the table. "You should apologise tomorrow."
"Yeah. I was a jackass."
Then the bois apologised and all was good in the land of boardwalk bois.
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knowing how to end a fic? who’s she? never heard of her-
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Day 24 - Gifting Something Cute/Dumb - Sincerely Three
And I vivdly rememeber hating this one.
Also one round of self esteem for Jared Kleinman pls-
tw none
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Jared was never the greatest at giving people gifts. He was actually the worst at it out of the three of them. It's not that he didn't care or anything like that he was just too paranoid that whoever got the gift would think it was weird or think it was stupid or something like that.
And despite their constant reassurance that it didn't matter and they wouldn't judge him, the two people Jared was most terrified of judgment from were Evan and Connor.
He stared at the items in the front seat of his car. "Jesus Kleinman get it together." He never normally gave himself a pep talk but he was letting his insecurities show and was trying to get them under control. Fuck off and let him live.
Now as Jared was having an existential crisis Evan was freaking about because "Connor, Jared was supposed to be here like half an hour ago. Is he dead? OH SPRUCE! What if he got in a car accident?"
All the while Connor was trying to calm Evan down.
"Ev."
"What if he's standing us up?"
"Hansen?"
"What if he's sick and dying?"
"EVAN!"
"Yes?"
"You're spiraling."
"Ok but-"
Conor pressed his lips softly to Evan's to shut him up.
"Look if you're that worried I can text him, or call him, or something?"
Connor opened up their group chat called "Main Bitches". It changed frequently but Jared was the last to change it. The prior name for it was "Side Hoes" but that freaked Evan out so he changed it.
420 Blaze It: yo gay wad
420 Blaze It: u be freaking the bab out
420 Blaze It: the fuck u b @
Da Bab: Connor be nice
Da Bab: but ye
Da Bab: Where are you?
Jared felt his phone vibrate and knew that it was the "Where are you Ev's freaking out" texts. This is what he gets for half-hour-long pep talks
The Divine Threesome: i was stuck in traffic
The Divine Threesome: should b there in a few
He felt bad lying but it hurt his pride to admit he was scared to give his boyfriends gifts for no reason. Or at least that's what he kept telling himself.
Anyways, now that the author is kinda over building up emotional angst within Jared for whenever they feel like writing angst, Jared made it to Evan's house. They met up there most of the time because Heidi wasn't home super often and he got lonely.
Evan practically ran outside the second Jared's car pulled up. Connor gave Jared the "Look I tried but he was convinced you were dead" look from the doorway. He also went to go great Jared he just didn't run.
As Jared got out of the car he was practically tackle hugged back into the car by Evan who then proceeded to pepper his face with kisses.
After he managed to push Evan off so he could stand up he said "Ok ok ok. I missed you too."
"Evan let him breathe. We can't love him if he's dead," Connor Grabbed Jared's hand and pulled him out of the car. "Hey Kleinman what's that?" Jared died inside as he knew the gifts had been spotted.
"Umm..." There was no going back now. He grabbed the notebook first and gave it to Connor. "So like I got this because you like to doodle and shit and Ev," he grabbed the Bonsai tree that was vibing in the front seat and handed it to Evan. "Yeah so it's like stupid and I-"
"Jared stop talking." This was a different tone of voice Connor had never used around neither Evan or Jared before. It wasn't like mad or dissapointed. It was more like a stern dad ish tone. His expression was blank and unreadable.
"Con you ok?"
"Jared why would it be stupid that you did something to show us how much you love us?"
Jared was taken a back a bit by his words. "I-"
"You an I might make fun of each other in a non malicious way sometimes because that's just our dynamic. But it's never really meant. It's bit like we would tell you it's stupid or something like that."
They stood there in Evan's driveway with a slight tension in the air. Shortly after Cibbirs speech Evan mumbled a "holy fern".
The tension, especially between Jared and Connor, was becoming too much for Evan so he said he was gonna go inside and make something to eat.
After Evan left Connor leaned in an whispered "I don't know what your mind tells you, and I know we haven't always been on the beat terms, but believe me when I say this. I fucking love you Jared Klienman. I know Evan does too. I don't want to hurt you. Besides I think it's cute. Cute's a good look on you darling. You should wear it more often." And with that Connor strode away into the house leaving a flustered mess of a Jared in Evan's driveway.
"Holy shit he's smooth.”
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Day 23 - “You Play Piano So Well” - Boardwalk Boys
Sorry for not posting the last like 10 ish i think for may. Was kinda busy being depressed and not writing the past 2 days for pride. Sorry
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Michael was fairly open and didn't tend to hide things from people. Especially his boyfriends. There were certain things that he did hide though. Like his skills with piano. He didn't know why he hid his piano skills. He had written two songs though. That he knew full damned well why he hid that.
They'd laugh and/or say it was stupid.
Or at least that's what his anxiety was telling him.
The first song he wrote the words with Jeremy during their freshman year. It was in mockery of how everyone thought they were gay for each other. (It ended up being true but Jeremy was still hooked up on Christine at the time. ) He swore the damned song had "No Homo" in it like 50 times. He just pretended to not understand how music worked so they just had the words. Later he added an instrumental and actually added notes for the words.
He thought it was a fairly good song. He called it "The Bro Duet".
Then he wrote a song based on the stupid cult chant thing they used he and Jeremy used to say literally every time they went to go play ATOD. It was sorta like their driving force. He wrote it around the time the 4 of them had gotten together after Jake and Rich pointed out how the chant was kinda cult-like. He also chose to make it as gay as possible without it actually being gay. That one he called Two-Player Game because he just wanted to call it Two-Player Gay in his head.
When he was really bored he would just play the songs he wrote and just kinda vibe. He always made a note to just not play around the time any of his boyfriends were supposed to be coming over.
ExCePt FoR oNe FaTeFuL dAy...
The bois had gone to Michael's house for a surprise visit just because. As usual, they met up at the fount door, argued about who was gonna open it (Rich did), and then exchange the usual pleasantries with Kathrine and Anna (aka Michael's moms). In which Anna said to let them know if they were going to have a four-way so they could leave because Jeremy was loud as fuck and to use protection. Jake proceeded to ensure they weren't, Rich laughed at Jeremy, and Jeremy looked like he wanted to crawl into the floor and die.
As the three went downstairs to the basement they noticed the severe lack of video game noises and turned around and went up to Michael's room. Someone was playing a piano and singing.
"Who is that?" Rich whispered, which was a shocker, Richard Goranski didn't whisper unless it was smoft times or someone just had a panic attack.
Jeremy went pale. "Jere, honey, don't worry it should be fine," Jake assured even though he was kinda concerned as well.
"It's just what we do! We make it a two-player game!" The person called through the door. It was a song none of them had heard before.
"Find the bad guy push 'em aside! Then move on forward with your friend at your side!"
"The cult chant..." Jeremy whispered. It still not clicking that it was Michael to any of them.
"It's a two-player game so when they make an attack," the line was interpreted by a bit of instrumental "You know you got a brother gonna have your back! Then you stay on track and- AH! Remain on course. And if they give you a smack you- GAH! You use your force. And if you leave your brother behind it's lame 'cause it's an effed up world but its a two-player game hey!"
It slowly started clicking that it was Michael singing and probably playing the piano as well. Then it clicked that he wrote a song using the cult chant.
"Two-player game!"
"Babe I think he wrote a song using your chant thing," Rich was still whispering
"He's good," Jake replied.
"Two-player game!"
Jeremy was feeling emotions. Mostly guilt over the SQUIP thing again. He was Michael's player two and then he ditched him for Japanese AI.
"Hey!"
"Ok but that was really good" was the general consensus amongst the boys.
Jeremy opened the door to see a keyboard that he didn't know Michael owned along with a rather shocked Michael who, after he realized that all three of his boyfriends were standing there, looked like he wanted to die.
"How long have you three been standing there?"
"Just long enough to hear the end."
"I can explain!" Michael's mind was running with potential excuses.
Jake, Jeremy, and Rich stood there waiting. In that moment Michael decide against making up some story.
"So I wrote a song called Two-Player Game based on the cult chant," He looked up at them "and I can play piano. Never told you because..." he mumbled the last bit
A semi-awkward silence fell over the room. Rich was the first to break it.
"What? I couldn't hear the last bit."
Michael looked off into a corner. "I thought you would think it was weird or something."
Michael's gaze into the corner intensified as the others looked at each other and then at Michael a few times.
Rich scoffed. "Gotta be one of the stupidest things you've said in a while."
Jake glared at Rich and Jeremy kicked his shin. "Ok rude. That hurt." Michael laughed a little bit.
The J's approach was much gentler than Rich's with "We would never judge you" and "You play piano so well".
Michael smiled. "Well I did write an instrumental and added the musical part to the lyrics of a song that I wrote with Jere freshman year?"
"That thing that had no homo a bunch of times?"
"Yep."
"PLEASE PLAY IT!! PLEASE!"
Jake and Rich looked at each other. "What?"
"Just let me play the thing and we shall explain if there are questions."
The opening notes to The Bro Duet started to play.
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Vividly remember ating this prompt.
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Day 22 - High School Prom - Boardwalk Boys
(aka revenge of the sick fic)
welcome back to Em extorting loopholes
tw none
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The bois were planning on going to prom together. That was until the text in the group chat.
Boy In Red: guys i have to cancel
Angry Smol: pls dont tell meh its cuz u b cheating on us
Tall Ass: WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD
Tall Ass: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Tall Ass: NOW IMMA BE PARONID AS HELL
Fucking Pans Since 1800: jere calm down babe
Fucking Pans Since 1800: it's probably fine
Boy In Red: i sick
Angry Smol: u was perfectly fine at school?
Tall Ass: FUCK HE'S CHEATING ON US
Boy In Red: 1. it's called acting richard
Boy In Red: 2. jere calm the fuck down i ain't cheating on you guys
Fucking Pans Since 1800: now that thats out of the way
Fucking Pans Since 1800: ill b over in 5
Tall Ass: not if i get there first
Fucking Pans Since 1800: stfu u 2 practically live together which is so not fair
Angry Smol: ye
Angry Smol: he gets michael time like 24/7
Boy In Red: oop jere u making da babes jealous
Tall Ass: oh well
Boy In Red: there is screeching on my street
Boy In Red: ummm....
Angry Smol: is that good or bad?
Boy In Red: nah its fine
Boy In Red sent a picture
Angry Smol: what they saying
Boy In Red: what i could pick up was:
Boy In Red: Jake: NOT FUCKING TODAY SATAN Jere: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I AM SATAN *running noises and some other shits* Jere: I crave affection
Boy In Red: and now they making out i think
Boy In Red: imma just-
Angry Smol: ok well imma hurry it up and get my ass there
Michael opened up his bedroom window where he had a clear shot of Jake and Jeremy making out. "HEY YO STOP MAKING OUT AND COME GIVE ME ATTENTION"
The two burned red as they walked to the front door which they opened with Jeremy's key after arguing for like 2 minutes over who was gonna open the door.
During that whole time Michael stared at his ceiling just repeating "Idiots. I'm in love with fucking idiots."
After they greeted Michael's moms they made their way upstairs to find Michael half-dead on the floor.
Jeremy's first reaction was "Oof you are not looking too hot hun."
"No shit captain obvious. I'm fucking dying."
Jake didn't say anything and just joined Michael on the floor. Michael nuzzled into his side.
"Ahh. So it's one of those sick days." Jeremy joined his boyfriends on the floor.
After a while of just cuddling on the floor Jake asked where Rich was. Rich then promptly kicked open the door and screeched "WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"
"DON'T FUCKING BREAK MY DOOR!!"
"Oh so we just chilling? Kay." Rich laid down on top of the three of them.
"Rich I love you, but why must you do this?" Jeremy groaned.
"Don't act like I weigh a lot. We all know I don't."
"Fair."
They ended up deciding this was better than prom.
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ye i cheated
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Day 21 - Wedding Preparations - Pinkberry
part 3 of 3 of the pinkberry royalty AU
tw none
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Chloe ran her hands over the fabric of the tux anxious out of her mind. This was actually happening. She was marrying the love of her life. (We don't talk about how much she had to argue with her parents to let her wear the tux.)
Brooke was in a room not too far away staring at the dress. She was also anxious as hell. She was chilling with the rest of her bride's maids who were trying to calm her down.
"Oh my god, oh my god, you guys this is happening," Don't judge her. She made musical references when she was anxious. "What if her parents try to stop it? What if-"
"BITCH SHUT UP SHE LOVES YOU GODDAMN!! SHE GON BE QUEEN SHE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS!!" one of her bride's maids, Jenna, screeched."
It wasn't too long before the doors opened and the wedding march started to play.
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Concept: Chloe in a suit.
Why?
I’m gay.
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Day 20 - Proposal - Pinkberry
Part 2 of 3 of that Royalty AU
tw none
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After the "incident" as her parents dubbed it, it took her nearly a year for Chloe to convince her parents to let her marry Brooke. Now she just had to ask. Which was the nerve-racking part. Chloe's lady in waiting, Christine, was trying to calm her down.
"Chloe it will all be fine. Of course, she'll say yes."
"But Christine, what if-"
"Stop. Are you gonna do it or not?"
Chloe took a deep breath and got prepared. Even still, she was just a little scared for what would happen.
"You got this."
Chloe walked over to where she had requested Brooke meet her.
"Ok Brookie, before you say anything, I love you, so much, fuck what literally everyone says. You're the most amazing person I've ever met and I just," she got down on one knee and pulled out the ring box. "Will you marry me?"
Brooke practically tackle hugged her and nearly knocked her over. "Yes yes yes yes yes, abosofuckinglutly, you coulda just told me we were gonna get married tomorrow and I woulda been like ok, you didn't have to ask-" Chloe cut her off.
"Brooke?"
"Yeah?"
"Shut up."
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General: @thetomorrowshow @winterswrandomness @just-some-gt-trash @elatedgiff @specklefreckle15
BMC: @thetomorrowshow
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Day 19 - Formal Gathering/Party - Pinkberry
This be a royalty AU. The next two are a continuation of the same storyline.
tw: chloe’s a badass
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Chloe was beyond sick of her parents. Hosting a party for her to find a man to marry. Completely disregarding the fact that she had said she would have much rather a woman. Of course, Chloe had left out the tiny detail that she was romantically involved with one of the maids in the place, Brooke.
Seeing as she was supposed to be attempting to court some of these dudes she couldn't exactly be lovey-dovey with Brooke. That ended up being scrapped by the end of the night though.
Some of the Princes shared her woes. She danced with a prince who was in love with the red-clad Captin of the Guards in his kingdom, she danced with a fairly attractive prince who was interested in a rather short common boy, one with long hair who wanted to be with the boy who worked in the garden.
She had heard it all.
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Broke wasn't normally a jealous person. Yet there was something burning inside her watching Chloe dance with all those men. She just wanted it to be her. But she knew it couldn't be her.
Chloe had seen Brooke's jealousy and decided it was time the two danced together.
"Excuse me miss," Chloe had started after approaching Brooke, "I couldn't help notice that you were trying to catch my eye from the side of the ballroom. Care to dance?" Chloe extended her hand.
Brooke rolled her eyes still taking Chloe's hand, "Really Chlo? Out of all the musical love song references you had to chose Helpless?"
"Ok look I was trying to be smooth and it was the first one that came to mind. Now shut up." Brooke laughed as she was being dragged off to the center of the ballroom.
As the two had started dancing Chloe's father had tried to intervene. Before he could, Chloe had kissed Brooke and flipped him off.
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General: @thetomorrowshow @winterswrandomness @just-some-gt-trash @elatedgiff @specklefreckle15
BMC: @thetomorrowshow
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Day 18 - Lifting Each Others Spirits - Sincerely Three
Crack ish. But more you standard Em crack. Not like the 17th. That was just standard crack.
No the DEH binge isnt back
tw: idfk what my writing is anymore
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One day the bois were on a walk in the woods. Jared asked Connor "You ever wanna open up about your emotions babe?"
"I do!" Evan cried from the front (he was the only one who knew where the fuck they were).
"I know Evan."
"I'm sad."
"I know Evan."
Connor instantly perked up. "YOUR SADNESS ISN'T OK!! WHY BE SAD WHEN YOU CAN HAVE GAY!!!" Understandably Jared and Evan were worried that this was their boyfriend's body's last hurra before completely shutting down.
"Rainbows bitch." Evan was confused until Connor dropped rainbow pieces of paper on him.
After taking a second to process what had happened a reasonable "What the fuck Connor? Are you good?" was questioned.
"MORE ESPRESSO LESS DEPRESSO!!!!"
"CONNOR NO!!"
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Pls tell me if that was funny
General: @thetomorrowshow @winterswrandomness @just-some-gt-trash @elatedgiff @specklefreckle15
DEH: @thetomorrowshow
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Day 17 - Double Date - Boyf Riends and Richjake
CRACK
Also if you can get a plot out of this tell me what it is and you can have a cookie.
tw: idfk man. This is a hot wreck. 
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One day 2 stupod little kids met at school and becaume rinefs. They got together after sleeping on the saits and maing out and other gay shits.
Theyn yo other gauys just screeched at each other and burned down theit hourst until they got ogether. then thne were all like he we all gay lets do a doubble sate and so they went to a mcdonalds for chicy mcnuggie wuggies and got off ain the bathroom and slutp slutp motherfucks it crack time.
then they did pot and ran into an emo gay a trebouanta meme lord that was like ing alot thewn they went to pIIIIIINVNDSGHIPHGIURHUINJNOFPNDUIGHRIUGBUIREBGUIWERGINKBJFORIWPGHRWUORRRRRYYYYY. then the chick who complajing aobut nalnh the milk being gone was like M(ILLLLLKKKKKKKKKK fUCKING GUFKC YUO CONNIOR STOP DRINKING MILK YOU FUCKING COW At the emo kid. And then the world exploded because whore gay washing mashine let john laurs die.
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Ok so
General: @thetomorrowshow @winterswrandomness @just-some-gt-trash @elatedgiff @specklefreckle15
BMC: @thetomorrowshow
DEH: Imma just stop tagging Mas on the same post sooo...
Hamilton: also Mas
Hope this helps in finding a plot. Hamilton and DEH characters are mentioned.
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