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girl i cant go to the arcade you know theyre gonna try to turn me in for prizes on account of im so small and rectangular and made of paper

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Godzilla vs AI

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i just think it's neat that odysseus gets put in a position where he has to kill his child to avoid going to war and he can't do it and then agamemnon gets put in a position where he has to kill his child to go to war and he does it

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so tell me,, have u always been silly ?

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Been obsessed with the ocean floor recently

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i miss my wife (she’s running an errand)

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could I get some cursed biology facts about shrimp please? thank you!

shrimp are normally pretty slow swimmers, using their swimmerets as paddles to cruise slowly through the water looking for food!

but in an emergency, shrimp can skedaddle AMAZINGLY fast, scooting away at about 30 body-lengths-per-second over short distances, which is so quick that they straight-up look like they're teleporting.

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god i want this so bad

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This is Staying In Your Own Lane 101

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katamari damacy is the game ever .you select a level and your giant father calls you a shithead to your face and then places you onto earth and tells you to go roll up some fish for 10 minutes and then the best song you’ve ever heard starts playing

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unironically I would salute this