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Having a Slytherin friend is the best (Hufflepuff’s opinion), because they would beat the shit out of anyone you tell them to, but would also bake cookies for you if you tell them you are sad :)

#hufflepuff #slytherin #hogwarts #hogwarts houses #slytherpuff #harry potter #cookies #friends

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Last night i dreamt that i was at Hogwarts and that the twins played a prank on me, locked me in Filch office, earned detention and later that week they woke up in their beds floating around the black lake. Pomona didn’t raised no bitch 

#harry potter #hogwarts #gryffindor #hufflepuff #fred and george #fred weasley #george weasley #the weasly twins #mischief #black lake #pomona sprout

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Can you imagine if James Potter and Ron Weasley would have met. James would literally love Ron and vice versa 

#harry potter #james potter #ron weasley #gryffindor #hogwarts

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If technology had reached Hogwarts, I bet my ass that Luna would DESTROY everyone in cod, and it would annoy the shit out of everyone because she doesn’t brag, she doesn’t make fun of anyone, she just smiles at you after making you eat shit. 

#technology #harry potter #ravenclaw #hogwarts #luna lovegood #cod #video games

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The fact that there are people who ship Snape with  Harry/Hermione, and they are not in jail is concerning to me. 

#snape #harry potter #hermione granger #jail #gryffindor #slytherin

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Okey so, picture this, Trivia night in the burrow, but the teams are chosen randomly. You have Fred and Percy, George and Hermione, Ginny and Fleur, Ron and Bill, and Harry an Charlie.

And I am 100% sure that Ginny and Fleur destroyed the game, I mean like ever answer was right.

Bonus: Percy and Hermione frustrated because Fred and George were answering wrong on purpose.

#harry potter #gryffindor #hogwarts #ronald weasley #hermione granger #ginny weasley #fred weasley #george weasley #fleur delacour #charlie weasley #bill weasley #trivia #golden trio

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One day Sirius has the brilliant idea to watch a scary movie with the marauders, he could count James in, like always, Remus said that he didn’t care and Peter looked a little bit terrified so he didn’t watched it. James ditched in the last minute to ask Evans out again. 

So, Remus and Sirius are watching the movie and the unexpected happened. Sirius was terrified from the start to the finish, he didn’t comprehend how muggles came up with the plot until he saw it was based in real life events and almost lost it. But that wasn’t the thing that scared him the most, the most terrifying thing was that Remus Lupin wasn’t scared, he laughed even, and Sirius Black had never been more scared in his life at the sight of a tall boy with curly hair, scars on his face and soft smile. 

#marauders #siriusxremus #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #scary movies #lily evans #harry potter #gryffindor

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Okey but Pomona Sprout being the badass that she is, I am just certain that she drives a motorcycle, but not like a Vespa, more like a fucking Harley Davidson, with big ass wheels and flames’s stickers. 

#pomona sprout #hufflepuff #hogwarts #harry potter #motorcycle #badass

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The fact the Harry James Potter  managed, not only to be seeker, but also to face death eaters, giant serpents and Fucking Lord Voldemort himself without dropping or losing his glasses is an enigma to me. 

Seriously, I turn around a little too fast and these motherfuckers are flying all the way to the other side of the room. 

#harry potter #hogwarts #voldemort #glasses #seeker

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Hear me out, can you imagine the marauders era, everything is the same, but LILY is fucking allergic to dogs, just imagine for a second the moment she founds out about her boyfriend’s best mate, practically brother, turning into a mass of hair and uncontrollable energy that also she is allergic to, she would have been so done with their bullshit. 

And on the other hand Sirius AKA annoying Black, knowing this and transforming on top of James’s bed, so the dog hair would be all over the blankets and stuff. Doing the same on James’s clothes, just to put james in the awkward situation of his girlfriend sniffing and with a red nose, knowing James couldn’t say a word. 

#james potter #sirius black #jilly #marauders #animagus #dog #harry potter #hogwarts #gryffindor #lily evans #alergies

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Lavender Brown was a theater nerd who was also obsessed with the movie Grease, to the point she sang the soundtrack way too often. 

#lavender brown #harry potter #gryffindor #hogwarts #grease #theater nerd #soundtrack

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The fact that people enter a room where I am and are surprised to see me sitting or lying on the floor is really concerning because, at this point I don’t know how to sit in a chair anymore, and they should know it. 

#lesbian #sitting #floor

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Here goes a list of things about me that no one asked for: 

- I am unable to climb to anywhere. I just can’t do it. 

- I would rather write with a pencil than with a pen. 

- I love every food, except for green beans, i can’t swallow them. 

- I don’t like it when people touch my glasses. 

- I don’t like velvet’s texture. 

- I always have headphones on me in case I am alone. 

- I can’t sleep with my socks on. 

- I know how to play chess, but i don’t really like it because I never win. 

- I would rather if you call me than text me. 

- I am not afraid of any kind of insect. 

- I hate tea, can’t drink it. 

- I love the smell of gasoline. 

- I love to read, to a point that is concerning. 

- I get anxious when i wear clothes I am not used to wear because I think it doesn’t look good on me. 

- I love every kind of music except tecno. 

- I like to give people gifts just because. 

- I hate crying in front of other people and I get anxious when other people cry in front of me because sometimes I don’t know how to solve it. 

- I have a special notebook with book’s sentences that I like or Lyrics of my favorite songs. 

- I don’t like to show my teeth in pictures. 

- I love to learn new things but I hate studying.

- Hate the mist and the wind, they don’t have a purpose.

- I can’t sit correctly in a chair, is uncomfortable.

- I know how to juggle. 

- I don’t like small places with a lot of noises. Clubs don’t count.

- I write on cursive when I am taking notes and I don’t even notice it.

- I always relate people that I meet with a color, for some reason.

- I could learn the lyric of a song just by listening to it 5 times.

- I make a lot of pros and cons list for everything.

- I know how to shot a gun, don’t ask.

- I can’t stand silence. 

- Hate incense smell.

- If I have a pen in my hand I am 100% going to stain myself with ink.

- I am afraid of clowns.

- I don’t like the after taste of coffee.

- As soon as I wake up I have to put on my glasses or I will be moody for the rest of the day. 

- My favorite subjects in school were English and Biology because they were the only one’s I was good at. 

- I would rather go in bus than subway but subway is faster.

- I am awful at remembering dates, I know 4 birthday’s and that is it.

- Love Disney movies.

- I am dramatic AF.

- Sometimes i will curse in english or in Spanish depending on how angry I am. 

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Awwwww, look at the Gryffindor greened eyed boy, the Ravenclaw softy and the nice Slytherin girl.

#hogwarts #harry potter #hogwart houses #ravenclaw #slytherin #gryffindor #pixar luca #luca paguro #pixar alberto #alberto scorfano #giulia marcovaldo #italia

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WTF I don’t even remember when i uploaded this coment 🤡

The fact that I am a Hufflepuff and I am High has no possible relation

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The fact that I am a Hufflepuff and I am High has no possible relation

#harry potter #gryffindor #hogwarts #slytherin #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #hogwarts house pride #highest

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Can you imagine having like a friend from tumblr and talking every day and FaceTiming and AAAAAAA, loving the dynamic of this media I tell you

#friends #tumblr #contactme