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Satan has a hook on the end of his tail

#obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me satan #obey me! shall we date? #obey me headcanons

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Mammon in his crow form:

#obey me mammon #obey me! shall we date? #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me memes #obey me! #obey me

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No one is touching my kids

Lucifer: Mammon made such an awful bet and lost it. So now all 7 of us brothers have to give up our first borns.

Mammon: I didn't mean to! I really thought I was-

Mc: wait does that mean I'll have to give up my first 7 children??!

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HE HAS A TAIL?!?!?!?!!!!!

So apparently Mammon has a tail! I was thinking demons can only have either wings or tails as it seemed like everyone has one or the other, but Lucifer pulled on Mammon's tail to punish him, so I guess he just has a short tail we can't see from the front?

(from 18-17) (and, yes, he does say the same thing in Japanese.)

I mean we know he wears the feather tail keychain on his belt loops, but I guess he actually has a tail himself(maybe without feathers? Maybe the ones on the keychain used to be on it but when he was kicked out of the Celestial Realm they turned black and fell off, but he kept them?) but he's just never at an angle we can see it from.

I wonder if this means Lucifer also has a tail since they're both birds. . .a long, shiny peacock tail hidden by his coat/cape. . . .

#obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me! shall we date? #obey me!

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Obey Me! MC be like:

#obey me! #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me crack

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Do you think the reason they made Satan play the horse part is because his animal is the unicorn?…

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Little babies 🥺

Made a little something because the current Obey Me event melted me

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This is how the demon brothers formed a pact with with mc/y/n

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I agree

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Obey Me! Satan would %100 main Yummi in League of Legends. You can’t tell me otherwise

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She’s not wrong

(MC is Fem here)

Thirteen: What did you say Diavolo's goal was again? To bring us all here?

MC: To unite all three realms in harmony - Heaven, Hell and Earth.

Thirteen: Hmm sounds pretty impossible at first hearing...

MC: But it's going great. Look at everyone getting along. *gestures to everyone sitting and talking amongst themselves around the table*

Thirteen: Still seems like a lot of effort and hassle. Honestly I can think of a much easier way this could be achieved.

Diavolo: *overhearing them* Oh? We'd love to hear your suggestion to meet my goals easier, Thirteen.

Everyone: *gets quiet and stares curiously*

MC: *has a bad feeling*

MC: *nudges and whispers* Just don't say anything outlandish again please...

Thirteen: *points at MC* This human, has angel blood in her, doesn't she?

MC: It's barely there, much diluted over the years-

Thirteen: Oh please, it's enough for you to be able to do magic along side that old sorcerer, who's been doing it for years.

Solomon: Indeed MC, the blood is not as weak as you think.

Thirteen: Anyway, what you could do Diavolo, is make MC your official queen and ask her to birth your heir.

MC: *violently choking on food*

Everyone except Diavolo: *fallen off their chairs* *jaw unhinged open*

Thirteen: No seriously think about it. That heir will have angel, human and demon blood. The ultimate bridge between three realms!

Diavolo: .....

Diavolo: WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA! May I ask you to join me in other room for a discussion, MC? *Offers his hand*

MC: *sweats nervously*

Thirteen: Hey why are y'all angry staring at me!

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This is gold! And if I was MC I would keep the notes afterwards because

1 they are funny as fuck

2 it’s my boys🥺

Sticky notes

This is probably gonna be formatted badly but oh well this is what I get for being on Tumblr for barely a week

So, Lucifer constantly leaves sticky notes around the house for himself to remember things. Some are "Meeting on Tuesday @ Castle for new event" and others are "Eat so you don't die"

But Satan and Belphie began discovering said sticky notes and if they deemed them unimportant, would remove the sticky note and put a new sticky note in its place that says "A Lucifer note used to be here. For your convenience, we at the Anti-Lucifer League have removed it. We thank you for your continued support in our mission to annoy Lucifer. Thank you! - Anti-Lucifer League"

After a little while, yellow sticky notes began showing up, scribbled in all caps, that normally said something along the lines of "Lucifer if you pay me ten grimm I'll stop them next time from doing this"

Then a red sticky note beneath it reading "You should always be stopping them. You're the second eldest. Act like it." And then another yellow beneath it "Jokes on you, I can't read cursive. I'm assuming that was insulting though"

And eventually, orange began showing up normally with messages such as "Hey can someone come to the grocery store with me tomorrow."

And eventually the kitchen devolved into messages such as:

Shut up Satan

Wasted a whole sticky note to tell me to shut up. Very efficient

At least I can pull

Can y'all stop writing in cursive I can't read it

All of you. Please stop leaving notes. These are for me and me only. I'm glad you colorcode them though

Die old man

OI DONT USE MY COLOR

Satan go back to green

No. Die

MY COLOR

When did we start communicating on sticky notes

Hey Levi idk but Satan ruined it

I'm back to green bc it's a better color

All of you please stop putting up sticky notes. This is messing with the way I do things

Oh no. Mr. Perfect can't deal with something. Everybody stop and help him

I hope you trip down the stairs and crack your head open

WOAH

You want that to happen to get rid of me don't you

If we must discuss the way I prefer your death, let's do it in person. This is much too inconvenient

Choke on Diavolo's [crossed out heavily in red pen]

(written underneath) You are a nuisance. I'm confiscating your sticky notes

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Sorry if this was hard to follow lmao this is my first post

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High five!! 🖐️

✨ STUPID HEADCANON ✨

MC gets kidnapped by a cult that worships the brothers, and while the cult leader is monologuing about how MC is going to be sacrificed to the great seven lords of Hell, this poor human is just sitting there like “Damn this is gonna be hella awkward once I summon the brothers during the most dramatic moment”.

Cult Leader: We call upon our seven demonic princes of the Devildom to accept this sacrifice-

MC: Princes? Ugh, I almost forget those bastards are royalty. Though, it does explain why Mammon is always so iffy about doing his own laundry.

Cult Leader: What-

MC: Nononono, don’t mind me, continue on. Sorry for the interruption.

Cult Leader: …ahem. We call upon Belphegor, the Avatar of Sloth.

MC: Pfft, sleepy brat probably isn’t even listening right now.

Cult Leader (getting annoyed): We call upon Beelzebub, the feared Avatar of Gluttony-

MC: Oh, shit, you might not wanna call upon Beel, if he finds out you’re bothering me you all might end up as second breakfast.

Cult Leader: AND WITHOUT FURTHER INTERRUPTIONS. We ask Asmodeus, the Avatar of Lust to-

MC: You’re not even going to give Asmo an extra compliment? At least call him the “divinely beautiful” Avatar of Lust.

Cult Leader: WE SUMMON THE VERY VERY SCARY AVATAR OF WRATH AS WELL.

MC (remembering how the last time they hung out with Satan he started spontaneously weeping because he remembered the sad ending of a book he read): …yeah. Hella scary, that one.

Cult Leader: And the Avatar of Envy, the master strategist, Leviathan!

MC: Master strategist? You know what? I’ll give you that, that one checks out.

Cult Leader: And the Avatar of Greed Mammon-

MC: My first man :D

Mammon: Hell yeah, human! Up top!

The cult: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

MC: Wow, they didn’t even get to Lucifer. How’d you get here so fast, Mam?

Mammon: Oh, I just heard you refer to me as your first man, as ya should, obviously, and I was so happy I decided to pop in and give ya some positive reinforcement. Now where’s my high five?

MC: I’m tied to this alter thing.

Mammon: Oh shit, ya are-

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💀💀💀

Lucifer, MC, and Satan.... I dont think there needs to be any explanation with this lmao

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My favorite brand of “Yuu/everyone” style of fanart and fanfics is when Yuu is literally just some person™ who showed up on accident and can’t go back.

They’ve got no dramatic backstory, no notable accomplishments, they may not even have a notable design, but they’ve got nearly two dozen of this world’s most interesting people wrapped around their finger without even realizing it; maybe more if you include some of the RSA students and the events exclusives like Rollo and Fellow Honest.

Even better if Yuu, despite all this, is still somehow out of their league. Like and subscribe if you agree.

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Across the Mammonverse

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