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The House of Cuckoos
Welcome to The HOUSE OF CUCKOOS! An absurdist comedy act & radio show! Come on in! All original works:2024©The House of Cuckoos, Inc.
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“BEHOLD!! The @HouseOfCuckoos!!!”
😸🔮😈🐉
Oh hear ye! Hear ye! Rejoice with glee!
For the Great Cuckoo Cat hath come to town
With promises to bring peace and glee
And cherry sauce to spread all around!
With paws of gold and wings of white,
This divine creature doth make us swoon,
For in its presence, all seems right
And antiquity will be regained soon!
But what of this cherry sauce, ye ask?
'Tis nothing but a metaphor, my dear!
For it shall soothe all sorrows, in its flask
And bring forth a world devoid of fear!
For ages, we have sought for such a cure
To quell our wars and endless strife
And now, the Great Cuckoo Cat's allure
Promises to bring us a peaceful life
But wait, what sayeth thou, wise owl?
Is this all but a foolish dream?
Will this cherry sauce truly make us bow
To a Cat, who claims Supreme?
Oh silly mortals, blinded by hope,
Do not be fooled by this feline bird trick!
For peace and antiquity, we must strive to cope,
Not rely just on any cat with a cheesy shtick!
So let us not fall for this deceit
And seek true peace through our own deeds,
For a Cuckoo Cat's promise, we should not greet
But work towards a world that truly pleads:
CUCKOO!!!
🧝♂️🧙♂️🗞️
(Yet even MORE proof of our Cuckoo lineage back to the post medieval era!! CUCKOO!!)
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Gonna need a cold shower after assembling this toaster oven!
Yeah, baby! YEAH!!!
CUCKOO!!
@HouseOfCuckoos
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The @HouseOfCuckoos!
…You just can’t get enough!
CUCKOO!!
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The @HouseOfCuckoos!
Presenting you with the deepest most interesting questions of the modern scientific mind!
May the CUCKOO be with you!!
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The @HouseOfCuckoos Radio Show!
AVAILABLE FREE ON ALL PODCAST STREAMS!
TUNE IN NOW and GO CUCKOO!
🍄🧐😜
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The @HouseOfCuckoos Radio Show!
EPISODE #148 NOW AVAILABLE FREE ON ALL PODCAST STREAMS!
OR JUST CLICK THE LINK RIGHT HERE👇
https: //www.iheart.com/podcast/256-the-house-of-cuckoos-radio-31056391/
Don’t let the world get you down, MAKE FUN OF IT with The Cuckoos as your guide!
The House Of Cuckoos Radio Show!
TUNE IN NOW! CUCKOO!
😈😸📻🔥
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The @HouseOfCuckoos Radio Show!!
Unquestionably AWESOME!!
CUCKOO!!
😜 🤪🧐
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We KNEW it!!!
The CUCKOO PROPHECIES have come True!!
The intergalactic spirit of Jolly has now transcended us all into cheese baths!
CUCKOO! CUCKOO to you all!!
Alley-Looya!!!
@HouseOfCuckoos
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The @HouseOfCuckoos !!!
We don’t just cut the mustard,
we spread it!
CUCKOO!!
🌭
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It’s TRUE!
…You know it!
@HouseOfCuckoos
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The @HouseOfCuckoos!
Scientifically proven to make you think!
CUCKOO!!
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Jolly-Jolly Binks!!
😯
@HouseOfCuckoos
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“The mermaids of Lake Erie look far different than those of the sea!” a strange little Clevelander once said to me!
🧜♀️
The @HouseOfCuckoos!
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“Amidst towering walls
of whimsical design,
Whispers of enlightenment
and wisdom divine.
For the House of Cuckoos
is a spiritual hub,
Where all seekers come search
for their inner love.
But beware for not all
who enter stay sane,
As the House of Cuckoos
can play tricks on the brain.
Illusions and madness
run rampant and wild,
But to the Cuckoo faithful,
it's simply a trial,
The great shamans of old
of absurdity convene here,
Meditating on visions
of symbols so unclear.
And the Cuckoo birds
oh sweet do they sing,
Their chants and mantras
into a magical thing!
So let us all pay homage
to this place so rare,
Where all Cuckoos rule
in a House full of air!”
~The @HouseOfCuckoos!
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You always deserve better than you think you do!
Unless you’re a cat! 🐈⬛
@HouseOfCuckoos
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Robo-Jolly always has solutions to improve YOUR love life!
😍🤖
CUCKOO!
@HouseOfCuckoos!
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