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hotsweetcorn · 17 hours
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Major olive growing regions of the world
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hotsweetcorn · 23 hours
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hotsweetcorn · 3 days
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im nothing like those slobbering imbecile coworkers. i like to get stoned, and listen to music
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hotsweetcorn · 3 days
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Pleeease look at this picture of a monkey moving his stomach so he can touch his balls
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hotsweetcorn · 4 days
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which toe is the star of the foot? if you think it's the big toe, you're a showboating creep. if you think it's the pinky you're a grovelling pest. and if you think it's any of the three middle ones you're a paper-thin contrarian. no substance, no intellect. you're disgusting
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hotsweetcorn · 6 days
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Honestly we poke fun but it would be sad as hell to have to kill your sensei
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hotsweetcorn · 6 days
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The operation was a success.
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hotsweetcorn · 13 days
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hotsweetcorn · 14 days
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doctor tells me to pee in a cup, looks at it, says “gross” and pours it out
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hotsweetcorn · 14 days
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hotsweetcorn · 16 days
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hotsweetcorn · 16 days
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zhou enlai stealing food from nixon, marking the beginning of chinas imperialist domination of america
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hotsweetcorn · 17 days
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hotsweetcorn · 17 days
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why don't you take a long suck off a short cock bud
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hotsweetcorn · 17 days
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Dominique Lang - Homme descendant un escalier (1905)
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hotsweetcorn · 18 days
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look at Fripp's twitter right now you have to see this
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hotsweetcorn · 20 days
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Me coming back to the party after puking in the bathroom.
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