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I got a question for whoever actually reads this, i have a friend That's from south America and we throw shit at each other constantly for that. If he fucks up while we're playing a difficult level in a videogame i may say "eso es porque eres Panchito" and he'd blame me for being "un pinche gringo". We do the same with our black friend. Is that racism?

#doubts #friends #i dont know please help

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I'm gonna work at the bara maid cafe for sure

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I may or may not have said this before but please if you're reading this and for some reason I wouldn't comprehend ever wanted an internet friend, a safe person or anything PLEASE do talk to me, send a message, i really could use a friend

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Ok so to the astounding quantity of 2.7 people that ever see my posts, today i went into a dark tunnel and grabbed some crabs. Also there was a cat but he didn't let me pet. I should also mention that it's officially on the most beautiful village in Spain ™.

#there was a toad #i liked it

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I'm so high in sleep i just remembered that i once gave a speech in the city hall (yk, where the mayor is) and the mayor complimented me for some reason and booped me with a little wand she got for some other reason I can't grasp but I was so damn amazed like this big lady who's like, the most important person in my whole "state" just told me i did well or something like that and booped me with a WAND. LIFE IS A DAMN JOKE LIVE IT LIKE WHAT IT IS

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I just got some roof pizza and starting tomorrow I'll be able to get some basement pizza! Isn't that wacky?

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I'm listening to music and my mom was beating an egg perfectly in tempo

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I almost stabbed my own eye with a pencil

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Doing some skateboard art, wish me luck!

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I'm watching Ghostbusters and the Ghostbusters song goes so hard oh my GOD

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I saw this post once that said that if you want your friends to invite you to hang out, or to do whatever, you just gotta become that friend that invites people to do things. So over this summer i realized that i have two friends, i only thought I had many because we went to the same school, which wouldn't be that bad if those two actually got out of their houses, which isn't even the worst, i mean, there's always online friends, right? So I reduced that post to being the friend who sends a message, checks in on their friends and gives the attention everybody wants, AND IT STILL DOESNT COME BACK TO ME. Where's the magic????

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I've decided that I'll begin translating my stories when it's like 3am and I stop being ashamed of my own work. I mean, it's kinda edgy but if I was proud then i sure as hell am too now

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20+40=60, 7+8= more than ten so it sure as hell is 70 something. 8+2= 10 so 7-2=5 then 70+5= 75.

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The potatos are burning and I'm in a jacuzzi, looks like the world likes me after all

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Wondering if I should post the English versions of my stories

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YOOOOOOO it's 1 am and I can sleep it's not even 6am What a time to be alive wassup

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I'm playing my sixth videogame today and I just can't get unbored. Is this what it feels to be understimulated?