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he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

#oh to be a beautiful sleepy content pig asleep in a berry patch #i think thats what heaven is

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ill probably reblog this at least one more time but if you want to remain mutuals when i leave this blog for my new one interact w this post kthx

#an rb for the morning crowd

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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ill probably reblog this at least one more time but if you want to remain mutuals when i leave this blog for my new one interact w this post kthx

#i just finished the theme and my new rentry and stuff so #im gonna be going within the next few days or so #i just want the people who like me still around JFKDSLJFLSKD

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I know her tumblr would be fire

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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

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#STOP

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kieran culkin in vulture’s portrait studio at sundance, 2024

#he looks like a wet dog in every image of him #this is a compliment btw

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When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have better lives.

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#crying this is the best one

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Stop trying to be productive

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again, if you find yourself continuously drawn to internet discourse and engaging with it to the point it's hard think about anything else

read about moral ocd or ask a professional about it. i promise that is not normal or "just being chronically online". there are treatments and experts who can help navigate your obsessive tendencies

it's gonna be alright. having the most correct discourse opinions says nothing about you as a person. you're gonna be ok

#this is good advice yeah

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the fact that fat people are made to feel bad about everything down to how loud or hard they are breathing says a lot about this society

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Imsane rule

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could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman

i've tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. "labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres." it's like a spell. it's fucking addicting. it's the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.

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#why not both