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Arthur: in light of what you did to me, you can hug me for four to five seconds

Merlin: FOURTY FIVE SECONDS?

Arthur: No! Four to five seconds

Merlin: TOO LATE

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People when they see BBC Merlin and Merthur are still performing well on lists of TV shows and popular ships in 2022

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Just... them...

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John: Why would you think any of this is a good idea?

Sherlock: probably because im a danegrous sociopath with a long history of violence

John:

Sherlock: i don't know how you keep forgetting this

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Arthur: whats up guys, im back

Merlin: what- you cant be here. You died. I saw you die.

Arthur: Death is a social construct

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KARMAS MY BOYFRIEND BITCH

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guess sometimes you CAN go back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Arthur *punches Merlin in the arm*

Arthur *throws a pillow at Merlin*

Arthur *pushes Merlin then ducks*

Merlin: Arthur, if you want a hug, just ask

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tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

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Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

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me explaining how midnight rain really fits merthur bc obviously the sun parallels with arthur and moon/night with merlin but also how arthur wanted to run away to a farm and live a simple life (he wanted it comfortable) whereas merlin was trying to fulfill destiny as emrys and “i will make arthur king” (i was making my own name chasing that fame) and how much that changed him from s1 to s5 (all of me changed like midnight)

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bbc merlin writers trying so hard fighting for their life not to say the word soulmate because if they did the romantic subtext between merlin and arthur would stop being a subtext will always be soooo funny to me. they were constantly making the characters say shit like “he is my destiny” “i was born to be at arthur’s side” “merlin needs to be with arthur forever or camelot will burn down” “if you two are ever apart from each other arthur is going to explode into a million little pieces” like okay bro

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me explaining how midnight rain really fits merthur bc obviously the sun parallels with arthur and moon/night with merlin but also how arthur wanted to run away to a farm and live a simple life (he wanted it comfortable) whereas merlin was trying to fulfill destiny as emrys and “i will make arthur king” (i was making my own name chasing that fame) and how much that changed him from s1 to s5 (all of me changed like midnight)

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A servant of two masters:

Arhur: *gets down on one knee*

Merlin: oh my god its finally happening

Arthur: *falls over*

Merlin: the poison is kicking in

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Arthur: can you keep a secret

Merlin: do you know anything about my life?

Arthur: no i do not, good point

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big 24 hours for brits, lads 

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