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HPHM characters as My Immortal quotes

mc: “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

jacob: “I’ve had enough of u Satanists in my school!!!!”

rowan: “That’s not a spell that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him wisely.

penny: We went sexily to Potionz class

ben: WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD

bill: Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?

tonks: They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it

tulip: “Bye bitch.” I said waving.

barnaby: And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

merula: Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?

ismelda: I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black.

andre: He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual).

charlie: Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer.

jae: Suddenly………… I fell asleep.

badeea: “I hath telekinesis.”

liz: “ORLY” I ESKED.

diego: I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)

talbott: A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

chiara: instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!

beatrice: He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic.

rakepick: “I fucking tortured them.” he answered in a statistic way.

skye: Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

murphy: “You dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111” screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.

orion: “U c, Enobby,” Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”

#this is gold #lmao #my immortal #hphm #hogwarts mystery #memes

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Jc Thank you for animating Talbott doing the 👉👈

#hphm ticket to love #hphm ticket to love tlsq #talbott winger #hphm mc #hogwarts mystery #hphm #hphm spoilers

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Owwwww, please-

#hphm ticket to love #hphm ticket to love tlsq #talbott winger #hogwarts mystery #hphm #hphm spoilers

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Talbott's view on love

#hphm ticket to love #hphm ticket to love tlsq #talbott winger #hogwarts mystery #hphm #hphm spoilers

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dear talbott simps

im not sorry

@rosachaotic u did this to urself

#sdfgjkkk #i'm dying #talbott winger #hphm fanart #hogwarts mystery #hphm

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The new romance TLSQ: releases

Me, opening the game: 

Also me, realizing that I’ll have to tolerate Lockhart’s stupid ass again:

#so relatable #i was excited until i saw Lockhart's name in the description... #hphm ticket to love #hphm ticket to love tlsq #hogwarts mystery #hphm #hphm spoilers

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A new video of Hogwarts Mystery oficial page. Does JC say us his patronus is canon?

#talbott winger #hphm #hogwarts mystery

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puffskein halloween edition

#fanged puffskein #hphm #hogwarts mystery #portrait panic tlsq

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thanks bud

#lmao #grindylow #magical creatures #hphm mc #hogwarts mystery #hphm

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new style exploration with these two since it’s high time my lazy ass drew the other kids and not just my MCs

#lovely art style! #talbott winger #chiara lobosca #hphm fanart #hphm #hogwarts mystery

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Torvus literally has only two facial expressions:

And the quick change from 😠 to 😃 to 😠 again is kinda unsettling

#torvus #centaurs #hphm #hogwarts mystery #my post

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what a great morning to streetch your legs i mean wings

#talbott winger #hphm #hogwarts mystery #hphm fanart

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The official Instagram acount of Hogwarts Mystery dropped this and I don't know how to feel about that.

#the only one of these that doesn't fit is Merula #because Merula is definitely gemini #but others are very spot on #merula snyde #penny haywood #talbott winger #barnaby lee #hphm #hogwarts mystery #hphm ads

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Epic Fail

#lmao what the heck #hphm #hogwarts mystery #hphm ads

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Finally reached max level with my mooncalf! 🌙

#mooncalf #magical creatures #creature max level #mooncalf max level #hphm #hogwarts mystery #may leon #my mc #hphm mc #my post

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Life is pain

#truly #hogwarts mystery #hphm

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Don't you guys love when sometimes, at the end of tasks, they just... stand there... looking in each other's eyes...

Nothing romantic here... just platonically looking into your soul...

#haha should we stare into each others souls like mates? like pals? like bros? just platonically... unless? #hphm #hogwarts mystery