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tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself

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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

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being mutuals isn't enough i need to lay in the sun and do nothing with you

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Marriage is WORK but I wouldn’t trade my hubbie Chud for the WORLD he is a NIGHTMARE but he’s MY nightmare thank you GOD for this PIECE OF SHIT LIFE. ✝️

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"big day for annoying people" truly revolutionized the art of hating

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TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

#JACK MY POOKIE !!!!!!!!!!!! #he is my little bestie #my fraternal twin born 6 years later #he is silly and goofy and my bff even if he’s so deeply annoying sometimes #uhhhhh patrick’s a lot more complicated but i like him way way more than a couple years ago

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Y’all we have to stop making eachother feel bad for having sexual attraction. Lesbians are allowed to be horny we don’t have to be sexless pastel princesses holding hands in a field or smth. Be horny, it’s frankly revolutionary to be a sweaty horny dyke.

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if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......

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I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

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you've gotta be kidding me

#HOLY SHIT

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important poll:

#i am a YAPPER lemme tell u !!!!! #but i also <3 to listen