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Sugawara: if Daichi and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Sato: i don't know, both of you?

Sugawara: no, you could only save one of us

Sato: i would probably save Daichi because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer

Sugawara: suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Sato: why don't you let go of the anchor?

Sugawara: It's a family heirloom

Sato:

Sato: I'm leaving

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Daichi: Suga, keep an eye on Sato-san today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and punch someone.

Sugawara: Sure, I'd love to see Kai punch someone

Daichi: Try again.

Sugawara: I will stop Kai from punching anyone.

Daichi: Correct.

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this amazing fan art done by @islandfrogeery for the Hold Me Tight extra Changes

probably the best thing to ever come from that fic

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Properly posting this on this account instead of a different one. @islandfrogeery drew this over a year ago but it's still one of the best things ever.

#hold me tight ships #hold me tight fanart #sato x daichi

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WHERE TO READ HOLD ME TIGHT

— AO3

— WATTPAD

— QUOTEV

ACCOUNTS

— WRITING: @remuswriting

— MAIN: @not-rome

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nishinoya: am i right, sato?

sato: i'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, i wasn't listening

[credit to @islandfrogeery!!]

#fanart #hold me tight fanart

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Sato: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. Sugawara, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Akaashi: Are you reading fanfiction? Sato, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Akaashi: Oh, is it on AO3? Sato: This is CNN.

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Sato: I don't even know what to say to you!

Sugawara, narrating: despite not knowing what to say, Kai yelled at me for the next hour.

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sato: i left instructions for everyone while i'm gone.

nishinoya: mine just says "nishinoya, no".

sato: exactly.

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hanna: you know what strength is? forgiving a person who was never even sorry.

sato: not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die.

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Hinata: I'm bi and confused

Sato: About your sexuality?

Hinata: No, I know I'm bi. I just never know what's going on

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Sugawara: You made me watch all 20 seasons of One Piece. I don't even like One Piece!

Sato: That's insane, you love One Piece. You've seen all 20 seasons!

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Sugawara: I think you have PTSD

Sato: Hell yeah, I have PTSD

Sato: Proficient talent for sucking dick.

Sugawara, pinches nose bridge and sighs: Why must you use inappropriate humor to cope?

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Sato: I'm sorry for all of the stuff I said

Sugawara: And for punching me in the face?

Sato: No. You definitely deserved that.

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Sato: You know, Tsukishima-san

Sato: You talk a lot of shit for someone with a flammable house

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sugawara: why are you always falling asleep on me? am i that boring?

sato, half asleep: you make me feel safe.