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triple low-five.

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#we don't need to do this to meeeee #habs #carey price #pk subban #triple low five

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i was there for the shootout. i woulda gone down and given it a shot for either team just to get us freed from the building

alright gang! what were your favourite moments this season? i personally gotta vote for the historic empty net delayed penalty own-goal by 2/3rds of our core & the time we went to shootout that lasted so long they were about to start asking for volunteers from the audience to lace up. of course who could forget kris letang in a wonder woman costume that poj had to squeeze him into, or the revelation that sid owns a tiny kitty he is sooo allergic to and he will show anyone all the hundreds of pictures on his phone of him with absolutely no prompting? we got a lot of good moments this season let’s HEAR ‘EM

#it was without exception one of the funniest things i've ever found myself trapped in #i fucking lost count #pittsburgh penguins #the extra joke in this is i can barely skate and i hate doing it SO MUCH

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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⸻ the middle, jimmy eat world x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x

#what if i lost my fucking mind about it. what if #dylan strome #washington capitals

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it is, and my condolences.

i cant believe the east playoff race ended with the flyers pulling the pin on the grenade and then fumbling it instead of throwing it and blowing up themselves and nearly everybody else in the vicinity except the team they were trying to throw it at. sure! why not i guess.

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i cant believe the east playoff race ended with the flyers pulling the pin on the grenade and then fumbling it instead of throwing it and blowing up themselves and nearly everybody else in the vicinity except the team they were trying to throw it at. sure! why not i guess.

#looking at the caps like how the fuck did you get here and they're like beats me i also thought we'd be dead by now

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rest up all offseason, chaotic bleu blanc et rouge children, we have more nonsense awaiting us in the fall

#i am already stashing money in my 'montreal trip the sequel' fund #habs lb

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i think the kraken are some of the cursedest girls in the world. only a select handful of players get injured and get injured constantly? get fairly often scored on only in the end of the period? like. whoever cursed them can you PLEASE stand up! and can you apologize. a hand written letter would be great yeah. no not in cursive i dont think. do you think they can read cursive actually. WOAGH GOURDE TO KARTS!!!!!!!!!! WE TIED. WE THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT GOAL!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah they're seattle sports alright #seattle kraken

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that's not what i MEANT you goobers!!

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4/16/24 20 for 20

#HOORAY LARGE SON #habs

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i'm going to miss the habs. make the playoffs sometime, you wonderful dumb joy babies, i wanna see you more

#habs lb #twenty goals for the tall boyyyy

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i think u should lose your video review powers if ur just really annoying with them

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bunts honey i'm so sorry i ever doubted you

#kyle knew what was up #'bring me the scarborough rat' #pittsburgh penguins #michael bunting

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sidney crosby, the most stubborn man in the whole wide world 💜

#'gimme that goal back' #pens lb #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby

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heh. get a load of this guy. he doesn't even know about the endless well of human kindness we're all born with. get him boys.

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#the eastern conference at this moment

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please tell the penguins i still love them even as they have flipped from the team of heedless optimism to sad and slightly dead. the bruins happen to everyone eventually it can't be helped.

#who knows maybe everyone else in the east will keep failing to get their shit together #pittsburgh penguins #pens lb