me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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idea by Kate Baer
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GUYS!!!! LIVE HADES 2 GAMEPLAY!!!!!!!!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH
I DON'T WANNA POST SPOILERS SO I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ABT THE GAME SO FAR BUT I'M SO EXCITED ;O;
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lots of familiar faces popping up in the new conflict with some hot new drip
but they all pale in comparison to one returning cast member.
THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE PUNCHING BAG
SKELLY!!!!
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BABY MELINOË!!!! SHE IS EVERYTHING TO ME (and also a confirmation of the narrator being homer???) I love it all I’m so excited she. So tinyyy
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my grad union is on strike (support your local grad union!!) and I’ve spent the day picketing and it is soooo gratifying but also i am TIRED
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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
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The house keeps its own secrets.
Based on my illustrated gothic horror series, the Deephaven Mysteries! The first book is on shelves now, with a new mystery coming this September that you can preorder wherever you get books!
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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mom: i believe gay marriage is wrong
me: mom look at this post i made on tumblr, it has 20,000 notes. look how many people disagree with you
mom: wow you are right i have totally changed my views i was wrong and that number 20,000 on this website i dont know of has convinced me. thank you tumblr.com
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they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
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ahhhhhh if only i had eaten that japanese radish when i had the chance. dies
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this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious
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If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit
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