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ACOTAR Characters as License Plates
Feyre:
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Nesta:
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Rhys:
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Cassian:
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Azriel:
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Mor:
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Amren:
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Lucien:
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Elain:
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Tamlin:
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Aelin in QoS: I’m sorry, the old Celaena can’t come to the phone right now.
Aelin: Why?
Aelin: Oh!
Aelin: Cause she’s dead!
Aelin: *procedes to cause chaos in Adarlan*
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London Institute, Circa mid 1870s:
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Cassian: How does the theme for Batman go?
Azriel: You mean: ‘Batman, Dadadadadadada, Batman’?
Cassian: Yeah, that’s it!
Azriel: So which words couldn’t you remember? ‘Batman’ or ‘Da’?
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Mina: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
Mina: And he said to the man, running the stand
Mina: Hey!
Kit: Bum bum bum
Mina: Got any grapes?
Ghost!Will: *unintelligible screaming*
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The Clave: why is it when something happens it’s always you three?
Herondales, Lightwoods, and Blackthorns:
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Jem: I really regret buying you that blender
Kit, drinking his pizza: why?
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Tessa: Will! You’re gonna be a father!
Will: I’m pregnant?
Tessa: No, I’m pregnant
Will: Oh my god! You’re pregnant too?!
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The Darkling:
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Alina, who found out about the genocide he committed:
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Cassian: What do you think the chances are of a guy like me and a girl like you ending up together?
Nesta: I’d say like one out of a million
Cassian: So you’re telling me there’s still a chance? Yeahh!
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Jace: Now Alec! Do your thing!
Alec: ...I’m out of arrows
Jace: How many arrows did you bring?
Alec: All of them, like, 11!
Jace: 11?! There’s like 100 demons out there!
Alec: Yeah, and i killed 11 of them. You’re welcome.
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petition to have Leigh Bardugo rewrite Shadow and Bone entirely from Milo’s perspective
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Jace: Ha! I win!
Simon: No fair! This play date is over! *gets up and starts to walk away*
Jace: Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going?
Simon: ALASKA
Jace:
Jace: It’s faster if you drive
Simon:
Jace:
Simon: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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