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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
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Maybe 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 just underdressed 🥶
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Why does the ice cream truck always gotta come when I'm high TwT
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Leaked footage from Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
I spent 7 hours on this Community meme, please laugh.
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It’s almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing “I need six eggs” “that’s too expensive!” and then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says “when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly as large as a barge” Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles.
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“You’re so quiet, what’s wrong?” I’m creating my own fantasy world to escape from reality so shut up.
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yes i read my own fanfiction. im Literally the target audience. i wrote this for me, not you
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got my gym leader title revoked in disgrace because i got drunk and tweeted “rock and ground is the same thing”
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favorite comedies that ended too soon ≡ Galavant (2015-2016)
“I’m not an animal. I mean, sure, I’ll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me, but after that, I’m all about a woman’s rights.”
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And now my heart is full of warmth after the final..
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man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends
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anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
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tip: don’t diagnose everyone with “you love villains because you want to fix them” like bitch im not coddling no toxic boyfriend. we are a villainous power couple
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everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies 
me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time
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