holy shit i just learned something beautiful
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you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid
2010, dir. Thor Freudenthal
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real
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I fucking hate Jerry the mouse. Leave. Tom. ALONE.
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i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.
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crazy how in mad max they're always guzzling water right from the hose and spilling like 90% of it on the ground. no wonder they don't fucking have any
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every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/
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me
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well. at least i’m bisexual. it’s like i always say At Least I’m Bisexual
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saw a dude at the mall with a shirt that said I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN in impact font but he was walking with like 3 girls. king
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Me about my real life that i live: omg the narrative…
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