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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims
me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive
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motherhood in comics is literally just about endless grief. So many mothers miss their kids entire childhoods and are presented with a grown up version of the baby they just held. so many mothers don’t get to raise their children. if fatherhood in comics is about legacy then motherhood is about loss
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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“She’s so mother..”
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Tadanobu Asano
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