The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 5)
Sirius: If you can get rid of the r in angry to make angy
Sirius: Can you get rid of a letter in another emotion?
Remus: Like sad?
Sirius: Sd
Remus:
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The ‘there’s only one bed’ trope but instead of waking up in each other’s arms the ship wakes up and one of them is spread out across the entire bed and the other one is falling on the ground.
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Remus: I’m gonna go sleep with my best friend now…I’m tired
James: Wait- YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH SIRIUS?!?
Remus: What? No, I meant my bed
Remus: But yeah, that too
James: o - o
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Regulus: Wtf why is there a child screaming at the top of their lungs right outside my house
Regulus: How annoying
Regulus: Someone take their kid back I don’t want it
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The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (Part 4)
Sirius: If your life was a movie, what genre would it be?
Remus: A comedy because my life’s a fucking joke
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The Marauders as things me and my ex have said (part 2)
James: Hey, you might as well tell me, we’re practically best friends already
Lily: …but we’re dating
James: Oh! Even better then!
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Sirius: This biscuit reminds me of you
Snape: Because I’m small and cute?
Sirius: No because you’re personality’s dry and your hair is oily
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Me: So I just broke up with my boyfriend last night
Grandma: Oh, which one?
Me: …Grandma I’m not that much of a hoe
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McGonagall: What is the weirdest question you can think of that would definitely get rejected
McGonagall: Now think of what you could do to avoid that rejection
James: I would ask Lily to go out with me and when she says no I’ll threaten to hold my breath until she says yes :D
McGonagall: I should’ve seen this coming…
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