heavenlyrevelry
heavenlyrevelry
remember this, this slant of light, remember this.
this is it. claudia, she/her— loves rhetoric, women, good art & media, and a feisty shenanigan now and then.
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heavenlyrevelry · 2 hours ago
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the doctor just walks around like i’m a slut….i’m a war criminal….i’m so sad…..i put on funny outfits……
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heavenlyrevelry · 2 hours ago
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hungover as fuck boutta go teach theater to some children
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heavenlyrevelry · a day ago
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It is the nature of humanity that every once in a while we inadvertently re-invent the fool
Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.
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heavenlyrevelry · a day ago
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child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you
dad: you’re just copying me to get successful and I’m gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch
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heavenlyrevelry · a day ago
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Hacks is like crack cocaine for people with mommy issues holy shit
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heavenlyrevelry · a day ago
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i hope you write, i hope we both write
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heavenlyrevelry · a day ago
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like i seriously don’t understand how people see real actual critique of a piece of work and take it as a personal attack and say shit like “let people have fun” as if pointing out flaws and discussing something is something that can’t be fun as if the only way to have fun with anything is to just turn off your brain and consume. or that someone not liking something is somehow physically stopping you from having fun. how do you develop like this. how do you LIVE like this
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heavenlyrevelry · a day ago
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affirmation: i’ve just stepped into the next greatest era of my life.🥂
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heavenlyrevelry · a day ago
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at this point, if you call yourself ugly in a self deprecating way as a ~wholesome~ alternative to hot girl summer, i’m gonna start agreeing. yes you’re ugly, yes you’re terrible, yes you have no social skills. get swirlied dweeb
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heavenlyrevelry · a day ago
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“The notion of likeability is a concern that the book industry has because there are people who read to feel nothing—people who read in order to check out. They don’t want to be disturbed by the words that they’re reading. They’re scared. The moment they feel challenged, they put down the book and review it on Amazon, ‘I just couldn’t get into this; it was too dark.’ So when you’re selling a book and you say, this might have an effect on you, it turns off cowardly readers. I’m not concerned with those readers. It’s not my job to please people who can’t tolerate anything but lukewarm baths.”
— Otessa Moshfegh
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heavenlyrevelry · a day ago
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I've decided that prior to the events of King Lear, the fool lived in Ilyria, but eventually grew bored of tormenting the steward, so he moved to Britain.
I’ve decided that after the events of King Lear, the Fool moves to Denmark and becomes Yorick. I don’t know why or how but that’s what I’ve decided
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heavenlyrevelry · 2 days ago
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there are so many good episodes of The Magic Schoolbus but the one I remember most vividly is the one where the class competes in a Smell Contest, which is a contest to create smells, which is a thing I desperately wanted to be real
anyway their smell gets sabotaged so they have to shrink really tiny and fly into the judge’s nose to shoot down the stink molecules
good fucking shit
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aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe, benjamin alire sáenz - brutal, olivia rodrigo - seventeen, marina - @wendycopegf - if i stay, gayle foreman - seventeen, peach pit - girls your age, transviolet - jackie and wilson, hozier
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THOT SHIT (2021) by Megan Thee Stallion / FIGHT CLUB (1999) dir. David Fincher
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heavenlyrevelry · 2 days ago
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I gotta get in good with some 50 year old hawaiian shirt guys and start a yacht rock band. I gotta buy a powerful handgun. I gottta start growing basil on the porch
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heavenlyrevelry · 2 days ago
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i’m sarah paulson-coded (likes old women)
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heavenlyrevelry · 2 days ago
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fic: i see it written on your face - deborah/ava
It all starts with oat milk on the grocery list.
Or: the evolution of Deborah and Ava’s relationship as observed by others and, eventually, themselves.
Read it on AO3!
“Well, Josefina has started hanging my clothes in your closet, so I’m guessing she knows something. Damien hasn’t been able to look me in the eye for two months, which could’ve been nothing, except I called him out on it and he finally told me he saw us, um, on 4th of July.” Ava scratches the back of her neck, briefly reliving that night in particular.
“Must’ve gotten quite the show.”
“Kiki’s known since the beginning, which we knew, and Marcus knows just based on the fact that he’s been such a pissy little baby for the past six months. Oh! And DJ’s planning our wedding, I’m pretty sure. Hope you like chunky gemstones for engagement rings.”
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