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"(479): It was just…long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes."

#heartland #lisa stillman bartlett #lisa stillman #jessica steen #source: texts from last night

[heartlandtfln]

"Georgie: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate."

#heartland #georgie fleming morris #georgie crawley #alisha newton #source: unknown

[heartlandtfln]

"(406): Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation"

#heartland #caleb odell #kerry james #shaun johnston #jack bartlett #peter morris #gabriel hogan #caleb/jack #caleb/peter #jack/peter #source: texts from last night

[heartlandtfln]

Throwback Thursday!

“(270): Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he’s fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.”

[heartlandtfln]

"Kim: I would say my coaching style is centered around the fundamentals. With an emphasis on the "fun"! Georgie: And a second emphasis on the "mental."

#heartland #georgie crawley #georgie fleming morris #alisha newton #kim price #caroline palmer #georgie/kim #source: parks and recreation

[heartlandtfln]

"(503): Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY."

#heartland #casey mcmurtry #victoria pratt #tim fleming #chris potter #casey/tim #source: texts from last night

[heartlandtfln]

"Reblog and write in the tags who are your top 3 comfort characters."

#heartland #jack bartlett #shaun johnston #katie fleming morris #baye mcpherson #lisa stillman #lisa stillman bartlett #jessica steen #jack/lisa #jack/katie #katie/lisa #source: inthetags

[heartlandtfln]

"(610): The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly."

#heartland #georgie crawley #alisha newton #source: texts from last night

[heartlandtfln]

"Caleb: say NO to work"

#heartland #caleb odell #kerry james #source: tumblr post

[heartlandtfln]

"(786): I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol."

#heartland #sandra #kate ross #source: texts from last night

[heartlandtfln]

"Jack: If only someone cared what you think. Caleb: People care what I think! Jack: No, they don’t. Caleb: Yes, sir."

#heartland #caleb odell #kerry james #jack bartlett #shaun johnston #caleb/jack #source: icarly

[heartlandtfln]

"(+44): I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers"

#heartland #Quinn McGregor #jordan burtchett #source: texts from last night

[heartlandtfln]

"Mallory: How did you break your leg? Tim: Do you see those porch stairs? Mallory: Yes. Tim: I didn't."

#heartland #mallory wells #mallory wells anderson #jessica amlee #tim fleming #chris potter #mallory/tim #source: unknown

[heartlandtfln]

"(419): Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly"

#heartland #lou fleming #lou fleming morris #michelle morgan #source: texts from last night

[heartlandtfln]

"Reblog and tag with your favorite Mary sue/Gary stu (affectionate)"

#heartland #georgie crawley #georgie fleming morris #alisha newton #phoenix #source: inthetags

[heartlandtfln]

Throwback Thursday!

“Georgie: Oh hey, somebody got flowers! Or as I like to call them, poor people jewelry.”

[heartlandtfln]

"(570): As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good"

#heartland #prince ahmed al saeed #jade hassoune #amy fleming #amy fleming borden #amber marshall #ahmed/amy #source: texts from last night