Thots on the Pope
So the pope has thots now
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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends
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He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity
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my sputnik sweetheart
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couple weeks ago…
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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you know what they say, never waste a friday night on a first date
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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life
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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.
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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.
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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.
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everything i like about people's behavior is human nature and everything i don't like about people's behavior is capitalist brainwashing. this political economy shit is easy
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Saw this on a door at work.
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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition
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