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Ponyboy: I started off this school year with straight A's.

Ponyboy: *glancing at Johnny* Now I ain't even straight.

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Darry: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a mental breakdown.

Darry: *bites the handle of his coffee mug*

Darry: This isn't a bagel.

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Dally: Life keeps fucking me and I can’t remember the safe word.

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*Ponyboy and Sodapop standing by the DX and watching Steve from a distance*

Sodapop, pointing to Steve: That's the man I've gotta crush on.

Sodapop, turning to Ponyboy: Thoughts?

Ponyboy: ...

Ponyboy: And prayers, man.

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Johnny: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

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Cherry: You know you can die from that, right? Ponyboy, smoking a cigarette: That’s the point. Dally, drinking alcohol: We’re trying to speed this shit up. Johnny: *eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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Ponyboy: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

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Soda: Steve and I got married!

Pony: don’t share your personal problems with everybody else

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Ponyboy: ARE YOU—

Dallas: Fucking.

Ponyboy: KIDDING ME? YOU—

Dallas: Fucking.

Ponyboy: IDIOT.

Two-Bit: ...What was that?

Dallas: Superman banned Pony from swearin', so I offered ta help out.

Ponyboy: *shoves Two-Bit* OUTTA MY WAY—

Dallas: Bitch.

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Ponyboy: Am I in trouble?

Darry: Take a guess.

Ponyboy: No?

Darry: Take another guess.

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Two-Bit: Guess what number I’m thinking of!! Dally: 420?

Two-Bit: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Ponyboy: 69. Two-Bit: Yeah it was 69.

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Steve: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.

Pony: Thank god.

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Darry: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The gang: Awwww-

Darry: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The gang: Oh.

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Pony: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Dally: . . . Pony, what the hell.

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Darry teaching Ponyboy how to drive: Okay, Soda and Steve are crossin' the street while you're drivin'. What do you hit?

Ponyboy: Definitely Steve.

Darry, rubbing his temples: The brakes, Pony. You hit the breaks.

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someone said Mobius didn’t choose to leave the TVA only because Loki wasn’t there anymore but also because he knew Loki couldn’t see him as long as he was with the TVA, so he chose to stay in the timeline under Loki’s reign because even if they couldn’t be together and even if Mobius couldn’t see Loki, Loki could at least see Mobius in this timeline. and maybe he wouldn’t be that lonely all by himself.

also… it could be nothing, but Loki and Mobius being the only two characters who didn’t get a happy ending in the finale feels to me like maybe their journey isn’t over. while the rest got their happy ending that concluded their character arcs, I really hope Loki and Mobius’s fate in the finale means that their stories are incomplete and that we’ll see them together again

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The Marvels was a great time. It was colorful and fun and had really lovely moments of depth and character growth.

If you didn’t like The Marvels bc it’s style just wasn’t your cup of tea kind of movie then valid.

But if you’re one of those “this is the worst MCU movie ever it completely sucked” film guys…

1) I’m sorry that you hate fun (and maybe women)

2) you are objectively wrong