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my take on project transkai

#love how airi's transfem swag is so strong she got excluded #real. real #ena truly is the transfem magnet ever huh #ALSO AUGH I LOVE THESE DESIGNS!!! #saki's lil ponytails!!!!! #and toya's braids!!!!!! #i love ena's hairstyle too! #tsukasa's drills..... hell yeah #proseka #lovelovelovelovelove all of these!!!!!!!

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Day 10

#so this is what true love looks like!!! #homestuck

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i am the smartest person to ever live

#HIS SCARS ARE HIS MUSTACHE SHAPED #WAH-T A COOL ART! #mario #warioware #? #man i don't know. #thinking about him........ trans rights wario (from smash bros) #(when i was little i called him marshmallow wario ejbgrje)

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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

#i went to a catholic school when i was little #i remember them selling the evangelization thing as like #saving lives and all #and i understood going to help people who need it but #it always felt weird #like you were exchanging safety/food for a religion you didn't want #so yeah #in full support to the infinite jaguar attack #misc

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when we went to my fiances family's house for christmas we brought 50 tiny plastic jesus instead of moving their one plastic jesus around (makes them mad) and dispersed them around the house to find

and the night we were planning to leave when they had found almost all of them (round 1) we made them vanish from the ledge where they were gathered and put them in much worse spots. like they don't even know how drastic their infestation is right now. i put one under the back seat of their car. there's one frozen inside of an ice cube at the bottom of their self-filling ice tray. there's one in the bottom of a golf bag. hidden behind paintings that never get moved. inside of medicine bottles. in their shower. inside of a board game. Easter decoration storage bins. They're sending pictures every time they find one but they're not even close.

#guess you could say you guys... found jesus? #i wonder how many people made that joke in the tags... #misc

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holy shit I'm watching Vinny's playthrough of Mother 3 and there's some comments of queer people trying to claim the magipsies are offensive and their arguments really upset me

"Eek! do not worry cishets! we non binarys are not like these disgusting uncivilized weirdos! we are normal and we respect the gender binary when presenting ourselves!! just like you guys!!!"

Oh btw, if youre trans and you have a big jawline, or a shadowbeard, or form part of the leather scene, you are a DISGUSTING STEREOTYPE. NORMAL t-girls and enbys have to look like anime girls otherwise youre a FREAK.

how progressive huh.

fuck this, man. the magpies are cool charming characters who are on the side of the main characters and make the world of mother 3 more interesting. their appereance fits perfectly since they're thousands of years old and there are a lot of older queer people who look like that. trying to say its wrong that they look like that is internalized queerphobia and im not even kidding.

#'negative stereotypes of drag queens' #why do i get the feeling that for this person there is no such thing as a non-negative portrayal of drag queens #you just gotta look at itoi's interviews about them #he's like 'oh they're cool and they have their own way of life. i envy them a lot' #like you can TELL he made them from a place of respect #plus they're GOOD GUYS. they're the big good of the game #they raised kumatora pretty well too! #the only evil magpie is the one that looks the most cisgender lol #also love how we adopted magpies as their name. it's cute! #i like muses better but magpies fits them too! #earthbound #but yeah agreed

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i think it's so beautiful that the only way to play mother 3 in english is to pirate it away from a massive corporation. genuinely i think this might be the most life imitating art thing to happen in the games industry ever. people who refuse to pirate mother 3 wouldn't get it anyways.

#HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. #earthbound #fav

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white board thingy

#i support you karkat. i think you should do it #homestuck

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they're having a tragedy in every universe

#ma... maybe if they let the frog drive...? #earthbound

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Beginning to think some of you don’t actually know what a crackship is

#saw someone call crackship to a ship of two characters from the same media #who granted hadn't met yet #but they're like. one degree of separation #not a crackship! good try though #misc

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"tits" is too sharp a word for what it describes

#the first time i got the booba-titti experiment i inmediately thought #'well booba is the round one bc boobas are round' #and i completely forgot titti can also mean booba #language is... truly wonderful #that being said i'm not going into linguistics again. that subject sucked #misc

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felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show

#not surprised at all tbh #he's the mlm equivalent of that one #'you're stupid. i like that in a man' pic #misc #puppydawg

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Eid Mubarak everyone 🌙🌷!!!

 تَقَبَّلَ اللهُ مِنَّا وَمِنكُم

(May Allah accept good deeds from you and us)

#OH THAT'S SO CUTE #i love the texture in her clothes! #she's so happy! #i love the palette too!!! #super precious!!! #misc

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Me remembering Undertale

#it was... it truly was #undertale #fav

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#but tsukasa! #how will i ever look directly at a star as bright as you? #proseka

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I need minoharu injected into my bloodstream

#THEY ARE SO FEJBHJWBEHJGW #THEIR EXPRESSIONS!!!! #THEY'RE SO HAPPY OMG #i love minoharu i wish lesbians were real #proseka

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#[sitcom cheering] #misc