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shinkami headcanons

shinsou and kaminari both have a tumblr, but for wildly different reasons

kaminari is the type to have a “dank meme” tumblr and shinsou has like either a cryptidcore or dark academia aesthetic blog where he posts poems and shitposts at 3am

i love headcanons around people losing control of their quirks, so

when kaminari kisses shinsou for the first time, shinsou gets lightly electrocuted and his hair gets all staticky

kaminari ends up just like bending over laughing for 10 minutes while shinsou’s standing there like 😐

“wait wait fuck i have to show mina” “we literally just kissed”

i’m torn between kaminari understanding his own feelings and being a huge flirt, and him literally not knowing what bisexual means and going “huh shinsou really is a good bro isn’t he :))” and then i realised that kaminari is both of these things

no but i feel so bad for shinsou because whenever he tries to be soft with kaminari, kaminari would just be like “poggers. swag”

kaminari definitely facetimes everyone at 4am and half the time his insomniac boyfriend is the only one awake, so you get situations like:

kaminari: DO YOU THINK FISH CAN SEE WATER ALSO I DRANK A CUP OF MUSTARD AND I THINK MY ORGANS ARE FALLING OUT?????

shinsou: *hangs up*

okay they’ve gotten to a point that when they make out in public, one of their friends (probably bakugou) gets a spray bottle and sprays them like they’re cats to get them to stop

kaminari and shinsou probably both wear eyeliner, but kaminari wears it like…pretty and sharp, while shinsou smudges it like the emo bitch he is

kaminari once made a big deal about getting shinsou a fake ID. it was all very dramatic, like whispers and sliding shit under the table, and shinsou was all like ?? are we going on the run ??? are we committing a crime ????? and then kaminari takes him to a pet store to pet the puppies which you can’t do under 18

to be fair, shinsou probably appreciated it

i feel like kaminari doesn’t love masculine compliments that much, and so shinsou loves to call them “pretty”

kaminari downloads memes and tiktoks and sends them to shinsou with like “made me think of you” or “thought you’d think this was funny” and shinsou’s never had anyone think of him like that before. like he’s always been on the outskirts

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but just like imagine being shinso

u come into training all prepared to fight n shit n tell everyone that ur here to beat they ass n try n b as unfriendly as possible and all of a sudden there’s this kid u don’t know telling u how hot u r and confessing to u in the middle of a training exercise 

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if you read this you’re gay

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I generally despise the attitude of "this is America speak English" bc other people's language choices and abilities are none of my fucking business on top of English not even being native to this land, but in this one specific instance I really wish my cat would learn some damn English

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HUGE GIVEAWAY! MASSIVE PRIZES!

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i’m the professor of eating dirt call me loam chompsky

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excuse me what :)

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help i kinda wanna learn to write this so i can talk in secret to my friends

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I’m gonna cut my hair into something so ridiculous and stupid that it’s going to be impossible to understand how it works

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violence

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nah because at this point if youre white and your reason behind defunding over abolish is something like “i want to be able to call the police if i am in danger” you’ve already lost the little respect you had from me and i’m not gonna bother listening to a word you have to say. you have already proven to me that you believe YOUR life and safety is more important than that of an entire race of people (and not just Black people, in US at least any non WASP group who is not cis male and het is inherently a target for police). you’ve proven that despite countless of Black people dead at the hands of police, directly or in directly, what concerns you most is how your white life will suffer and lose power if my Black life is a little more protected.

ion speak for everyone but i know that i, a young Black woman, wanna be able to call someone if i’m in danger too. you think i don’t wanna believe there are institutions to keep me safe??? in an ideal world, i believe and know there is an institution with my interests at heart and my life as a priority that is ready to protect me and my peers. BUT THERE ISNT. in fact that institution actively wants and needs me and my peers dead. it has been built that way since it’s creation. with this in mind, it just feels like to me that the reasons white liberals have to be against abolition are so fucking selfish. it’s all about YOUR safety. YOUR property. YOUR white ass life.

Black people absolutely cannot coexist with the police. we end up dead and our killers run free. if you can you know of Emmett, Tamir, Trayvon, Breonna, Rayshard, Stephon, Alton, George, or most recently Daunte, and still be worried about your own life and safety as a white person who benefits from these cases, then you really do not give a fuck about Black people and i wish y’all would stop pretending you do. i really feel like it’s not up to fucking debate anymore. for the sake of Black lives, the police must be abolished.

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s;eep itme bitched!!!! <33333!!!1111!1

goodnightjs <#33!! :3

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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love how my brain goes from 'yes horny' to 'no horny' in a matter of seconds like make up your mind bitch

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