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Me: minding my damn business

Tumblr: Listen, kid—there’s no time.🥷

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Shrimp. Shramp. Shrump!

Shellebrate the wonderful world of shrimp (and their shrimp-like friends) with this playful parody of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”. We promise by the end, you’ll want to hug a deep-sea shrimp, squeal about cleaner shrimp, and be fascinated by mysid shrimp!

If you weren’t shrimpressed before, we’re sea-rtain this song will krilly change your tune!

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depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

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Made a quick breakdown of the GeccTecc™

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been on antidepressants for a while and still feeling numb? ssris, snris, and dnris can cause emotional blunting, maybe try going off them for a while.

#mental health #ssri #snri #dnri #antidepressants

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little man so strange | source

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Assigned Coppa At Birth

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why does mcdonalds sauce fit perfectly into my car

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catholic school service opportunities out here like “ok lets make dresses for babies whove passed away” like what?? dead babies dont even need dresses???

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id also like to add that the mushroom earrings are compatable with tactile hypersensitivity, headphones, and side sleeping!

i have an etsy shop now!

if you feel generous please consider reblogging.

take a look at these pictures! i make and sell jewelry on etsy. all items are 10 USD!

these two are the only listings so far but theres more to come!

check these out too:

once i make my first sale, all these products will be listed!

thanks for your time :)))

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i have an etsy shop now!

if you feel generous please consider reblogging.

take a look at these pictures! i make and sell jewelry on etsy. all items are 10 USD!

these two are the only listings so far but theres more to come!

check these out too:

once i make my first sale, all these products will be listed!

thanks for your time :)))

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march 15 tumblr duty:

- reblog 3 ides of march posts

- boom done

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it’s almost that time of the year :)

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happy it will be the ides of march in a matter of hours tuesday

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