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Alexander: I hear crying

Alexander: Oh wait thats me

#HAPPY HOLIDAYS #source: tumblr #hamilton #hamilton: an american musical #hamilton: the musical #hamilton musical #incorrect hamilton quotes #incorrect hamilton #incorrect quotes #alexander hamilton #incorrect hamilquotes #hamilquotes #hamilmemes

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this is what historically happened

Eliza: Alexander no

Hamilton: Alexander yes

Washington: Son no

Hamilton: Notyourson yes

Company: SAY NO

Hamilton: yEs

#GOD FUCKING DAMN CAN THESE BIRDS QUIT FLYING OFF MY DAMNED ROOF

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Hamilton: If I were dying, what’s the last thing you would say to me?

Burr: I’d say “Shut the fuck up.”

#source: a conversation my mom and grandma had a few days ago #burr would be my grandma (that sounds off out of context) #hamilton #hamilton: an american musical #hamilton: the musical #hamilton musical #incorrect hamilton quotes #incorrect hamilquotes #istg if birds cant stop jumping off my roof #alexander hamilton #aaron burr #hamburr #incorrect hamburr #incorrect hamburr quotes #hamilton memes #hamilmemes #hamburr memes

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I posted 413 times in 2021

109 posts created (26%)

304 posts reblogged (74%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 2.8 posts.

I added 1,325 tags in 2021

#hamilton - 173 posts

#hamilton: an american musical - 153 posts

#hamilton: the musical - 152 posts

#hamilton musical - 148 posts

#incorrect hamilton quotes - 146 posts

#incorrect hamilton - 143 posts

#hamilton incorrect quotes - 139 posts

#alexander hamilton - 127 posts

#hamilton memes - 74 posts

#incorrect hamilquotes - 70 posts (thats sad and boring as shit-)

Longest Tag: 129 characters

#probably deleting in like 30 minutes because i feel insecure bout my posts but now i just sound dramatic af i needa stfu for once

(lmao… was i okay??)

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Burr: Hey, what are your pronouns? I need to talk about you behind your back.

Hamilton:

Hamilton: He/him.

Burr: Thanks!

219 notes • Posted 2021-10-07 20:58:41 GMT

#4

Eliza: I bet Alex is cheating on me.

Angelica: Eliza, he’s dead.

Eliza: What’s your point?

230 notes • Posted 2021-01-17 11:06:07 GMT

#3

Eliza: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart-healthy. and my heart has been severely damaged.

Eliza, grabbing a gun: So Alex, if you’re out there-

241 notes • Posted 2021-04-09 13:50:20 GMT

#2

Washington: See, Hamilton is an intellect.

Hamilton: Has anyone ever noticed how Burr’s the only straight person? And that our lives only lasted three hours? And that Jefferson and Madison look awfully similar to Laf and Herc?

Washington:

Washington: what are you on

294 notes • Posted 2021-06-01 21:33:14 GMT

#1

Washington: We’re all mature adults in this house.

Hamilton, Laurens, Mulligan, & Lafayette, sitting in a box: We’re going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship :D

(ty but are you guys okay-)

386 notes • Posted 2021-04-11 04:33:32 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

(ay! sorry for leaving/coming back to this blog every two months. my hamilton/tumblr phase comes and go like the wind.

but ive actually been semi-addicted to the soundtrack again and started using tumblr on a daily basis again so- let’s try this again-!)

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #tumblr wrapped #i feel like i should say that i appreciate yall for appreciating my posts over this trash ass year :D merry/happy 2022 yalls! #why do i have followers still #i thought everyone would unfollow- #this blog is a mess

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Laurens: It’s Halloween! Why aren’t you dressed up?

Hamilton: If I’m already trash, why should I dress up as it?

#this has been scheduled since feb 12 2021 #lmfao why did I do this #hamilton #hamilton: an american musical #incorrect hamilton quotes #hamilton: the musical #hamilton musical #incorrect hamilton #hamilton incorrect quotes #alexander hamilton #John Laurens #lams #incorrect lams #incorrect lams quotes #incorrect hamilquotes #hamiltrash #lams memes #Hamilton memes #lams but not really lams #this is why we can’t have nice things wtf #JFC Alex #alexander hamilton being a mood once again

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Nah I got a good laugh outta this 😂

Jefferson: Can you tell me where I can find Secretary Hamilton’s office?

Burr: Yeah, sure. You go down there, turn left, you look for a middle-aged man looking like he’s functioning on two hours of sleep and one working brain cell, follow him.

Jefferson: …And he’ll take me to Secretary Hamilton?

Burr: That IS Secretary Hamilton.

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Hamilton: Before I go to therapy and talk shit about you does anyone wanna apologize to me

#nah this is kinda relatable #ok no this IS relatable

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dude got hit by karma and angelica lmfao

Angelica: If karma doesn’t hit you, I fucking will.

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Lafayette: English is a tough language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Hercules: Laf, please. It’s 2 in the damn morning.

#source: tumblr #took me 10 whole minutes to type that correctly im done #hamilton #hamilton: an american musical #hamilton: the musical #hamilton musical #incorrect hamilton quotes #hamilmemes #hamilton memes #mullette #mullette memes #incorrect mullette #incorrect mullette quotes #yes i scheduled this for 2am exacTLY WHAT U GONNA DO HUh

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This made my day SO much better lmfao

Hamilton: *slams a book in Front of Burr*

Hamilton: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.

Burr: You could have said literally anything else.

Hamilton: Cauldron brew and couldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Burr: I'm going to stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.

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Burr: Hey, what are your pronouns? I need to talk about you behind your back.

Hamilton:

Hamilton: He/him.

Burr: Thanks!

#source: tumblr #i wanted to write they/he but i didnt #i appreciate nonbinary alex tho #(now i wanna write a fanfic-) #hamilton #hamilton: an american musical #hamilton: the musical #hamilton musical #incorrect hamilton quotes #alexander Hamilton #aaron burr #hamburr #incorrect hamburr #incorrect hamburr quotes #incorrect hamilton #hamburr memes #hamilmemes #hamilton memes #edit: NOW I REALLY WANNA PUT THEY/HE AND IDK WHYYY #nah i have to write a fanfic now

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Laurens: Whatcha thinking abou-

Hamilton: In Rock, Paper, Scissors, Paper technically beats rock and scissors because money controls our planet.

Laurens: …Forget I said anything.

#source: reddit #reworded it since i found it on r/showerthoughts but it rlly got me thinking #its true tho #money can cover the rock and you need money to buy scissors so… #hamilton #hamilton: an american musical #hamilton: the musical #hamilton musical #incorrect hamilton quotes #incorrect hamilton #hamilmemes #hamilton memes #lams #incorrect lams #incorrect lams quotes #lams memes

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Washington: What are you looking at?

Hamilton, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: Porn

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Hamilton, but they’re on a roadtrip:

Laurens, Laf, & Herc: Annoyingly singing

Burr, playing the guitar: Thanks for driving, Ham.

Hamilton: My pleasure. Hey! For the next song maybe I can drive into the RIVER!

Laurens, Laf, & Herc: Yay! Drive into the river, Ham, oh, drive into the river, Ham!

Hamilton, giving Burr the middle finger: Or maybe you can help me with THE MAP!

#source: veggietales #ok ig im back? still tryna figure that out #nah veggietales was funnier than it had to be #but wait #BOB IS A MOTHERHECKING TOMATO. #A FRUIT #BOB IS ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND HES A FRUIT- #IN VEGGIETALES #hamilton #hamilton: an american musical #hamilton: the musical #hamilton musical #incorrect hamilton quotes #lams #mullette #hamburr #incorrect hamilton #incorrect lams #incorrect mullette #incorrect hamburr #incorrect lams quotes #incorrect mullette quotes #incorrect hamburr quotes #hamilton memes #hamilmemes #lams memes #hamburr memes #mullette memes

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dont deny it ham’s being too relatable rn

Washington: This type of disrespect will not be tolerated!

Hamilton: Is there another type of disrespect that you would be more comfortable with?

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Hamilton fanart? In October? More likely than you think!

I drew this for a DTIYS on Instagram! It's King George III! :D

#also ye i think im back #(watch me not log in for like 2 months)

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thought we all knew this-

this is what Hamilton used to write the reynolds pamphlet