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Heathcliff standing outside Thrushcross Grange, after returning home as a new and hotter version of himself, ready to homewreck the Lintons and get revenge by marrying two cousins against their will.
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Poor Heathcliff :(
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Isabella Linton arriving at Wuthering Heights for the first time after marrying Heathcliff
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i would LOVE to lock heathcliff, darcy, and rochester in one room to see who would break down crying first
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Sergio: Max won’t come out of his room!
Daniel: Just tell him I said something.
Sergio: Like what?
Daniel: Anything factually incorrect.
Sergio, shrugging: If you say so.
Max, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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her new album Green
someone on f1tw said that taylor swift and fernando alonso are both suddenly suspiciously single, and you know what???? that would be hilarious, could you imagine taylor hanging out in aston martin's garage????
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New reality show: "We swapped our husbands"
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no but it’s also so crazy to me that people would go to his house and ask for autographs and stuff? i dont even go to my neighbors’ house to ask for eggs or butter and i live in this tiny town since 2017
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Lando: Is the pink panther a lion?
Oscar: Say that again but slower.
Lando: I don’t get it.
Oscar: He’s a PANTHER.
Lando: Is that a type of lion?
Oscar: No, it’s a fucking panther.
Lando: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?
Oscar: AND LIONS ARE?!
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carlos: i went to a spot with lando last week-
charles: first of all, you've been spending a lot of time with lando, and i feeeeel.. left out
carlos: i sEE YOU EVERY WEEK BRO
charles: THAT'S FOR WORK! YOU SEE ME FOR MONEY!
carlos: i- mONEY!
charles: before we carry on, do you miss me when i'm not around?
carlos: it depends
charles: I CANNO-
carlos: wait, let me answer, let me answer, let me an-
charles: iM ASKING DO YOU MISS ME WHEN IM NOT AROUND BRO!
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we absolutely need it!
RELEASE THE TAPES!!
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Fernando: You have friends and I envy that.
Lance: You're welcome to share my friends.
Fernando: *looks at Esteban and Pierre*
Fernando: I don't want those.
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The commentators when messi makes the most bog standard pass any basically competent footballer should be able to do
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well i am back again
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determinant 🇭🇷🧱
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im done
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