growingingreenwood
growingingreenwood
Headcanon Daddy 馃憛
Tolkien Blog, centered around Thranduil and Legolas and their Silvan Elves because I love them just a little bit too much. Sideblog for: SpaceAsthmatic Follow my Ao3: SpaceAsthmatic My Fanfic: CheveronChick FEEL FREE TO INTERACT!
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growingingreenwood3 days ago
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Thranduil: Sometimes when I'm trying to discipline Legolas, I can hear my Adar's voice so clearly within my mind that it's almost like he's with me again, even though I know it cannot be true.
Celeborn: Laughing at you?
Thranduil, nodding: Hysterically
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growingingreenwood3 days ago
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Gollum, in a flawless impersonation of Roz from monsters ink: I'm watching you, Frodo Baggins, aallwwaayyss watching
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growingingreenwood3 days ago
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Anyways shoutout to JRR Tolkien for repeatedly putting my heart in a blender and setting that baby to "absolute evisceratration"
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growingingreenwood3 days ago
You ok boo? You got an issue with bone density? I鈥檝e never broken a bone and I鈥檝e fallen off my horse nearly a dozen times, the roof of the mansion house at school and the kitchen roof.
Hahahaha I think I'm good?? I don't think I have bone density issues?? I just have like, stupidity and bad decision issues??
It's normally because I've twisted a bone or smacked it onto the corner strong or pointed with lots of force
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growingingreenwood3 days ago
Have you ever broken a bone?? I just broke my finger, so I was just wondering!
Awwww I'm sorry about your finger!! I hope it wasn't a bad break, and that it heals quickly and doesn't hurt you much!
Tbh I've broken/injured so many bones throughout my life that I tend to forget a few when I try to list them 馃槀 since like 2012 I've broken a bone at least every two years.
Some of my worst ones were:
1) 2020 I broke 4 out of five toes on my right foot, and then just as they were almost healed a dresser got dropped on my foot when I was moving and rebroke then as well as cracked one of my metatarsals
2) 2018 I broke several bones in my foot, and cracked two of then.
3) 2016 I broke 3 bones in my hand.
4) 2014 I somehow chipped both of my kneecaps??? And had a partial dislocation of my shoulder
5) 2012 I broke my nose and displaced some of the cartilage in it, but I didn't know it was broken because my parents were on vacation when I did it so it never got reset and now I can't smell very well 馃槀
6) I know once I cracked my forearm when I tripped on the first day of summer camp (it was a paleontology camp, okay.) And I didn't tell anybody about it until my councilor saw my massive MASSIVE bruise on like the third day and just assumed I sprained it or just whacked it on something and didn't suggest taking me to a doctor 馃槀馃槀
And then I'm sure I've had at least 6 concussions but probably more lol and probably other broken or cracked bones I've either forgotten about or never found out about 馃榿馃榿
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growingingreenwood4 days ago
Something went terribly wrong here
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I think that you mean something went terribly RIGHT here!!
(Living for her flower crown)
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growingingreenwood4 days ago
hey mom! i haven鈥檛 checked in in,, quite a while lol. i鈥檝e had a lot of health issues going on so i鈥檝e been kinda busy (also i got my first job!!!). anyway we went to a few doctors and i got diagnosed with pcos which sucks but also at least i know what鈥檚 going on now. anyway just wanted to check in and let you know that there鈥檚 a lot going on rn but i鈥檓 hanging in there! love you馃挏 -馃彸锔忊嶐煂
Hello my sweet child!!! Thank you for checking in 馃挍馃挍 I love that yiu think to update me on your life! (Congratulations!!! Where's it at?? My first job was at McDonald's haha) I'm sorry you've been feeling ill, but glad you've finally got a diagnosis!! On of my best friends has PCOS as well, and I know there's lots of chalabges that come with it, but after you find a good balance in your life it's definitely manageable!
I'm so glad you're hanging in there, this world would not be the same without you 馃挍馃挍
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growingingreenwood5 days ago
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T霉rin & Beleg
people that read JRR Tolkien鈥檚 work and then yell at those of us who clearly see how gay some of the characters are are boring. there is no heterosexual explanation for Fingon and Maedhros
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growingingreenwood7 days ago
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Someone draw this?? 馃憖馃憖
Aragorn definitely got a tattoo in Greenwood, and was just like 'it's fine, I'll just hide it from my dad.' Like every dumb teenager thinks.
And he actually does pretty well for a while there, managing to go several years without Elrond seeing the tattoo on his upper left side.
Then one day Aragorn gets dragged back to Elrond half dead, and while he's tending to his son with extreme care and concern, he's been going on a tirade the entire time like: "I literally told him not to do that. And he did exactly that. Why is your brother so stupid? Did you drop him down the stairs? Once I've finally nursed him back to health I'm going to KILL HIM for doing this."
And then he sees it.
A tattoo.
Not just any tattoo, THE tattoo.
The tattoo on his sons body.
The tattoo Elrond can tell CLEARLY is not a new addition to Aragorns body.
He just stares at it for a few seconds like: 馃槺馃く馃槫馃槧馃槨馃が馃挗
Basically going through all the stages of grief on 3.2 seconds (but mostly anger).
And then he just continues washing and tending to him, this time faster and more angry but not less gentle: "I'm going to look after him, kill him, care for him again, AND THEN IM GOING TO KILL HIM A SECOND T I M E."
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growingingreenwood7 days ago
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Thranduil, visibly stressed: Legolas would you please STOP trying to befriend every sentiment lifeform you come across? Not everything wants to be friends with you!
Legolas, about to pet a badger: Well I want to be friends with them.
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growingingreenwood9 days ago
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Aragorn definitely got a tattoo in Greenwood, and was just like 'it's fine, I'll just hide it from my dad.' Like every dumb teenager thinks.
And he actually does pretty well for a while there, managing to go several years without Elrond seeing the tattoo on his upper left side.
Then one day Aragorn gets dragged back to Elrond half dead, and while he's tending to his son with extreme care and concern, he's been going on a tirade the entire time like: "I literally told him not to do that. And he did exactly that. Why is your brother so stupid? Did you drop him down the stairs? Once I've finally nursed him back to health I'm going to KILL HIM for doing this."
And then he sees it.
A tattoo.
Not just any tattoo, THE tattoo.
The tattoo on his sons body.
The tattoo Elrond can tell CLEARLY is not a new addition to Aragorns body.
He just stares at it for a few seconds like: 馃槺馃く馃槫馃槧馃槨馃が馃挗
Basically going through all the stages of grief on 3.2 seconds (but mostly anger).
And then he just continues washing and tending to him, this time faster and more angry but not less gentle: "I'm going to look after him, kill him, care for him again, AND THEN IM GOING TO KILL HIM A SECOND T I M E."
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growingingreenwood12 days ago
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THANK YOU FOR THIS ADDITION
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What he wanted to say:
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growingingreenwood14 days ago
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"Trust is the currency of Greenwood, and you don't even have enough to declare bankruptcy."
Aragorn to Gandalf right before they ask Thranduil to take Gollum.
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growingingreenwood15 days ago
Have you written Gimli going to the Greenwood and meeting Avaleina and all the rest?
I have!! She meets him in the first couple chapters of Effects Of War
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growingingreenwood15 days ago
I mean, I really do miss Avaleina and Legolas and Farlen and Eloissa so much..馃ぇ Hope you can find inspiration soon!!鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍
I miss them too 馃ズ馃ズ馃槶
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growingingreenwood17 days ago
Would you like help? I can give inspiration if you want
Yes please!!! Help me!! I just wanna write 馃槶
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growingingreenwood17 days ago
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I JUST WANT TO WRITE FIC BUT C A N N O T SEEM TO GET PAST THE FIRST FEW PARAGRAPHS
HELP.
S.O.S
Help meeeeeeeeeeeeee
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growingingreenwood19 days ago
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Thranduil, about to sneak back out: Ada said he would deal with me tomorrow, which is probably for the best, because I've not yet finished with tonight.
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